Last week was my birthday. When I got up and went downstairs, my wife barely said "morning" yet alown "Happy birthday". My kids just walked out the door without saying a word. When I arrived at my office, my secretary, Jane, said " Good morning and Happy Birthday" This made me feel a little better that someone remembered. At 1:00 Jane asked "Since it's a nice day, why don't we go for lunch?" We went to a nice place, had a good meal and a couple of drinks. On the way back, she asked me " Since its a nice day, we don't have to go back to the office do we? Want to go to my apartment?" When we arived at her apartment, she said "Have a seat, I have to go to my room for a moment" After a couple of minuts, she came out with a birthday cake followed by my wife, kids and several of my co-workers.
I sat in silence on the coutch....
Naked.
2007-01-17 02:28:50 · 10 answers · asked by Lab 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for making my day, as a recent b-day victim, I thought what could be worse, but that tops it!!! And the fact I'm not touching on 40.... Sorry about the age crack but I'm content staying between the ages of 25-35 forever!
2007-01-17 05:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Aces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-17 10:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by quortnie11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one LOL
2007-01-17 10:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!! I sure hope that was only a dream!!!
2007-01-17 10:37:45 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me laugh the first time.... after about the 8th it kind of gets old
2007-01-17 10:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by Chrissy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
;-) Nice one Lab
2007-01-17 10:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by Tazman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That is horrible.
2007-01-17 10:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i really like this joke
2007-01-17 11:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!
Love it!!
2007-01-17 10:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by Hi!! :) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.........Good one...........
2007-01-17 10:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋