The Colonel: "at ease,soldier"
The Corporal: "Sir!"
The Colonel: "Report back here @ 0800 hrs tommarrow, I've got this metal to give you.....Dismissed!"
The Corporal: "Yessir! and Oh THANK YOU sir!"
the corporal was so excited all night that he could barely even sleep! 'will it be the Bronze Star? or the Silver star?' the corporal wondered....
the Next morning at 0800 hrs the corporal presented himself in front of the The Colonel who was sitting at his desk.
and he saluted,...The Colonel returned his salute and said "at ease" then reached into his drawer and said "Here,CATCH!" and tossed him a piece of Shrapnel!
the corporal caught it and said "WhatsThis???!!!??"
The Colonel: "That's the 'MeTaL' that i was talkin about! Har HAr!! HAR!!!"
2007-01-16
13:28:24
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