The Colonel: "at ease,soldier"
The Corporal: "Sir!"
The Colonel: "Report back here @ 0800 hrs tommarrow, I've got this metal to give you.....Dismissed!"
The Corporal: "Yessir! and Oh THANK YOU sir!"
the corporal was so excited all night that he could barely even sleep! 'will it be the Bronze Star? or the Silver star?' the corporal wondered....
the Next morning at 0800 hrs the corporal presented himself in front of the The Colonel who was sitting at his desk.
and he saluted,...The Colonel returned his salute and said "at ease" then reached into his drawer and said "Here,CATCH!" and tossed him a piece of Shrapnel!
the corporal caught it and said "WhatsThis???!!!??"
The Colonel: "That's the 'MeTaL' that i was talkin about! Har HAr!! HAR!!!"
2007-01-16 13:28:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I Really dont understand....I told MYSELF this joke,.....and i was laughing for 30 minutes!
2007-01-16 13:41:10 · update #1
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-16 13:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-31 07:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Only in your dreams). I would tell Yahoo to take ten points away for the lame joke.
2007-01-16 13:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by Big C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just wasted 45 seconds of my life on this!
2007-01-16 13:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by sublime1973 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow...your not serious right? please say that's not a serious joke. Kill yourself, man save your family's honor. I thought I missed something, I stared at the thing for a few minutes, and nope, I got it, it's just THAT retarded.
2007-01-16 13:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by musclenbone 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Corpral? Is there such thing anymore?
2007-01-16 13:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by JAMI E 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats incredibly stupid...try a little harder next time
2007-01-16 14:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
weak. it'd be cooler if he gave him some pantera cds.
2007-01-16 13:31:32 · answer #8 · answered by Timothy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really disappointed..i though u can make me laugh
2007-01-16 13:37:53 · answer #9 · answered by ju 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So lame..
2007-01-16 13:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by Trublood 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-01-16 13:30:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋