All categories - 13 January 2007

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I
should have known that it was bullsh*t, Just a sad pathetic
dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those
jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't
you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you
know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud, But to
hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now
I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick and dip it in tomato sauce.

Go on now Go!

2007-01-13 03:19:45 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. (10:34-36)
I came not to send peace, but a sword. ... A man's foes shall be they of his own household."


10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
10:37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

2007-01-13 03:19:44 · 16 answers · asked by kyubikitsune888 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-13 03:19:42 · 11 answers · asked by ~amoure~ 1 in Hair

2007-01-13 03:19:36 · 3 answers · asked by Peter O Truth 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

they were over at Grassy's party last night

2007-01-13 03:19:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 03:19:32 · 12 answers · asked by chrissy15_maine 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-13 03:19:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

We have a week in Switzerland.Which places should we not miss visiting there?

2007-01-13 03:19:25 · 4 answers · asked by Keyur M 1 in Other - Switzerland

We have a famoue theater

2007-01-13 03:19:22 · 4 answers · asked by digiovonniscoffeehouse 1 in Theater & Acting

What is a good cruise line that has smaller ships, and what are some good cruises to take, Alaska, Ireland, Bahammas, etc. ?

2007-01-13 03:19:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cruise Travel

If so, why?

2007-01-13 03:19:19 · 37 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Other - Dining Out

I haven't talked to one of my best friends in over a year. He is a guy and I am a girl, and we have been friends at least 15 years (we met in junior high). He got married about 3 years ago. I was the best "man" in his wedding. The person he married was recently divorced with 3 children. She can be very nice, and I have always gotten along with her. However, she is a storyteller. She out and out makes up lies about all his friends and he believes them. He no longer talks to any of his friends or most of his family because of all the lies she has told. She does not work at all, everytime she gets a job she tells him guys are hitting on her, and he tells her to quit (no guys hit on her). If you try to call him, even on his cell phone she is the one that calls you back, not him. I really want to talk to my friend, but I can't even get a hold of him. What would you do? My husband says just forget about him, we can't deal with her dramas.

2007-01-13 03:19:06 · 6 answers · asked by Coneflower Craziness 2 in Friends

He looked really familiar and really hott. Haha.

2007-01-13 03:19:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Before my wife and I get busy, I like to have a couple of drinks. To me it makes sex more intense and inhibitions are lower. Of course, like most women my wife takes everything personal. She thinks I have to drink so that I can make myself have sex with her. That is not the case at all. It is so far from the truth. So my question is, does anyone else's husbands like to have sex while moderately intoxicated? Do you? I personally think there is no other way. What say you drunken married women?

2007-01-13 03:19:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

If we could I'd go tomorrow!

2007-01-13 03:18:58 · 17 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Immigration

Somehow, after having it for just over a year, my DVD player has been fixed to 'Region Not Specified' instead of 'Region One'.

I'm almost certain that it happened when I was burning a particular set of dvds (Region Ones!).

I won't do THAT anymore, but now how do I change it back to Region One? It won't play dvds, just giving me an error message about "region selection has been fixed to Not Specified".

I've been on the HP site, but found no help there and the little booklet that came with it doesn't either.

Help?!

2007-01-13 03:18:50 · 4 answers · asked by apocalypso blues 5 in Other - Computers

my firefox version is 1.5.0.9

should i download firefox 2?? is it good??

2007-01-13 03:18:45 · 14 answers · asked by X&Y 1 in Software

I hate that we must go through pain.

2007-01-13 03:18:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

-box or bag and clean up the mess the little ones made?

2007-01-13 03:18:39 · 4 answers · asked by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 in Trying to Conceive

i am making blueberry ones and the filling will be very mushy how do i roll the crepe nd do i ahev to close one end of it...

2007-01-13 03:18:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

My daughter is 18 and a senior in HS. She is constantly on the go and I am worried that she is wearing herself out. She keeps a gpa of 3.5, is a cheerleader, volunteers at the hospital, works 20 to 28 hrs a week and refuses to tell her employer to cut back on her hours despite what I tell her. She doesnt have much time for herself and her room is always a mess. Its like a catch 22 here because what she is doing is being constructive and she never gets into trouble or skips school, but on the other hand I think she is trying to do way too much then what she can handle and it will all catch up to her. Shes been sick alot lately with sore throats, flus and colds and I told her its because she wont take a break and give herself some leisure time and she refuses to call in sick. I have always encouraged her to be independant but where do you draw the line when she appears to be exhausted and a little unhappy lately. Would you step up, or since she is 18, let her make her own decisions.

2007-01-13 03:18:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

As girls, my friends and I plan things, outings, visits, girl's nights out, etc... My boyfriends' friends never plan anything. All their things are very impromptu, proposed the day before at best. Because I want to give him his guy time, I'm usually supportive of this and have given up COUNTLESS plans with him in the past just because the guys decided to hang. The thing is, I think he's taking this for granted. He came back from a long trip and we haven't done anything special. His buddies have been whisking him off to hang out for the past few days, and I've only gotten moments with him. Basically, he knows that if he comes and tells me "sorry about this, but the guys wanna watch a fball game tonight", he KNOWS that I would let him, just because I want to be supportive. I don't want to break up with him at all, and I know he doesn't either. He's just oblivious to the fact that I am basically getting stood up! How can I make him understand? We've talked but it's not getting through.

2007-01-13 03:18:18 · 8 answers · asked by reba 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-13 03:18:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

If so, what is your opinion of it?Did it influence you in anyway?

2007-01-13 03:18:14 · 22 answers · asked by pageys 5 in Books & Authors

2007-01-13 03:18:09 · 47 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 03:18:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I am running Windows XP. My computer came with Microsoft Office 7 pre-installed and it worked fine when I first bought the pc but I have tried using it recently and it won't work.I get a screen message telling me that the "application failed because LTRN13N.dll was not found.Re-installing the application may fix" When I try re-installing the cdrom won't open and run.Has anybody any suggestions how I might be able to fix this problem?

2007-01-13 03:18:02 · 4 answers · asked by Keith G 1 in Software

2007-01-13 03:17:59 · 18 answers · asked by william_k24 1 in Current Events

I am so moved by this. I cannot imagine the terror as a parent. I just cannot get my arms around what would motivate this guy.

2007-01-13 03:17:57 · 10 answers · asked by donewiththismess 5 in Current Events

I asked this girl out for coffee yesterday, as i was quite sure she was also interested in me. She said yes, but today when we were going to organise a date, she said she had a problem and that there was someone else and if i had asked 2 weeks ago she would have deffinately said yes.

I talked to her best friend before i asked and he said she had been waiting for me to make a move for quite a while. And that she had been holding off with this guy incase i asked her out.

Im positive she is still interested in me as an option, so what do i do?

What i want to do is hang out with her as friends, still grab the coffee, but not in date mode. Should i ask her again, and say just as friends.

Also should i even continue to flirt, now she knows i am actually wanting to date her aswell, she may rethink everything (yes i realise thats very selfish of me), Is it bad to say to her, that i was a fool for waiting so long, and that i will still fight for her, if it wont make her awkward?

2007-01-13 03:17:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating