At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I
should have known that it was bullsh*t, Just a sad pathetic
dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those
jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't
you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you
know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud, But to
hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now
I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick and dip it in tomato sauce.
Go on now Go!
2007-01-13 03:19:45 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know this one and love it. Anyone liking songs with hilarious word change should type Weird Al Yankovic into search engine as he does loads of these and they are excellent. Enjoy!
2007-01-17 08:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best 2 day lmao 10/10 and thumbs up
2007-01-13 11:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you Michael Jackson?
2007-01-13 13:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great 10/10
2007-01-13 12:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! PMSL!
2007-01-13 11:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn I have a couple of ex boyfriends I'd love to send that too....Thanks!!!!
2007-01-13 11:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by Duckie64209 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-13 11:24:45 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's the funniest parody i have ever read...and it's surprising cause it fits right into the song....good job...
2007-01-13 11:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by maverick 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Nice one.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-13 12:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats really good have you any more like that ? if so email me with them plzzzzzzzzzz :)
2007-01-13 14:28:48 · answer #10 · answered by pebbles26981 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋