okay tell me what you think of this:
CONFUSION
Ladies and gentlemen, bums and tramps,
Crossed eyes mosquitoes and bow legged ants,
I come here before you to stand behind you,
And tell you the story i've never even heard.
Admission is free so pay at the door,
Theres plenty of seats so sit on the floor,
This is a ladies meeting for gentlemen only,
And now I will tell you my little story.
One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back the faced eachother,
And sword to sword they shot eachother.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to kill the two dead boys,
Fine don't believe me, my story is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too.
2007-01-13
20:03:55
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