All categories - 9 January 2007

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door a
truck came roaring past and completely tore off the driver's door of the
Lexus. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911.
When a policeman arrived, the lawyer was still screaming hysterically.
His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body
shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting, the cop shook his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are", he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Didn't you notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
The lawyer looked down to his left side and let
out a terrible scream: "Oh my God!!! ... MY ROLEX!"

2007-01-09 02:52:00 · 20 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

boyfriend hits

2007-01-09 02:51:59 · 36 answers · asked by jasmine s 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-09 02:51:57 · 14 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 02:51:48 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

Ok, I have made it all the way through the castle and I am at the top of the tower. They just took Ashley away on a boat to an island and I am now faced with the mega boss. It is the boss where he got sucked into the flower/spore and came out uglier and meaner. There are also spider thingies running all over the floor.

Any suggestions on how to battle this guy? Does the weird eye that is at the end of one of his extensions have anything to do with beating him?

2007-01-09 02:51:38 · 4 answers · asked by sawftandtender 4 in Video & Online Games

Hi.. i'm looking for some ideas for a cute prom dress. I want the colors to be black and white and I don't want ot spend alot of money on it... I think around $150 is what I want to spend... any suggestions will be appreciated...

2007-01-09 02:51:37 · 3 answers · asked by ~*~That Silly Oto...~*~ 3 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-01-09 02:51:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-09 02:51:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-09 02:51:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2007-01-09 02:51:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Face it EVERYONE has said that Iraq is a total mess and troops should be taken out. Bush's response is (to be confirmed shortly) is to send in MORE troops in in a ditch attempt to sort things out. One of the factors is that he will not have to worry about re election as he has served his 2nd term limit.

If he was facing a 3rd term defeat, his attitude would be very different to save himself, so should the 2 term limit be changed?

2007-01-09 02:51:24 · 11 answers · asked by David 5 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-01-09 02:51:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boxing

In fact I am in love with a girl in my school she is Italian

her last name is Attardo

she is so beautiful

Italian girls are so beautiful

when we get married I will invite you all to our wedding

!!!!!!!!

2007-01-09 02:51:20 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2007-01-09 02:51:14 · 1 answers · asked by Muffin 2 in Valentine's Day

For example what percentage is 3 of 19? What's the equation for figuring this?

2007-01-09 02:51:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

:(

his name is george bush

☆☆

2007-01-09 02:51:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have just rebooted my p.c and a warning came up saying my windows xp is not genuine? i bought my p.c from pc world in august so not sure why its saying this, Ever since i d/l internet explorer 7 (which never responds) my p,c been playing up??????

2007-01-09 02:51:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

the pup is only 12 weeks old and has been used to my girlfriend being here everyday, all day. but now she doesnt live here anymore and my puppy has just lost all the energy she had. even when i make her play it is short lived... she(puppy) has been potty trained and everything ever since the second week we had her.

2007-01-09 02:51:06 · 16 answers · asked by william b 1 in Dogs

I recently bought a Xantia 1.9 TD VSX - needs some paintwork touched up. Its (metallic - I think) blue in colour.
I've tried to find a plate with paint id but couldn't.
Anybody know its colour name and/or where the id plate would be located. Thanks.

2007-01-09 02:51:00 · 9 answers · asked by hugbobs 2 in Citroen

would you kiss and why?

2007-01-09 02:50:58 · 18 answers · asked by sd_andrea86 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-01-09 02:50:57 · 11 answers · asked by ndlovu55 1 in Physics

I want to attract decent, caring, educated and well established males for marriage purpose. Please help me what behaviour and style should i adopt.

2007-01-09 02:50:57 · 37 answers · asked by seema 1 in Marriage & Divorce

boyfriend hits

2007-01-09 02:50:47 · 11 answers · asked by jasmine s 1 in Singles & Dating

I am getting married in June and its not a big wedding. Its very intimate and just family and very close freinds are going. No more than 35ppl including kids. I wanted to have diner at Sammy's Box in City Island instead of a reception the only thing is that due to the budget, everyone will be paying for their own plate. How would i word that in the invitation? and does anyone have any other suggestions as far as diner goes?

2007-01-09 02:50:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

hello this might sound a bit stupid but its true, every morning i wake up i go fart on my sisters head when shes asleep im 18 years old an when i fart on her head she says **** off but then i jus laugh my head off i want to stop it but i cant because i get the erge to do it i wanna get out of it but i lyk doing it so much plz help someone??

2007-01-09 02:50:39 · 12 answers · asked by babii-girl 1 in Mental Health

I need some some cute memorable ideas for my 1 year old's birthday!(jan.26th) This is my first and only child and i really want to make it special but simple too.(being that i'm sure he won't remember it anyway! does anyone have any unique ideas?

2007-01-09 02:50:39 · 13 answers · asked by lovebug08 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-01-09 02:50:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I have a cat and I only know what he likes to eat and drink, he likes sleeping underneath the cieling fan in my mom's bed, he loves when the Ac is on and that he's sared of travelling.

What I don't know is......

What breed he is
How to measure how old he is
How to tell if he's sick
How to know where he goes when he leaves the house
How to stop him from tearing up the couch
What is comfort to him like sratching his head
How to play with him
Why he sucks on the bathroom rug


Can anyone help me???

2007-01-09 02:50:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats