A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door a
truck came roaring past and completely tore off the driver's door of the
Lexus. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911.
When a policeman arrived, the lawyer was still screaming hysterically.
His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body
shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting, the cop shook his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are", he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Didn't you notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
The lawyer looked down to his left side and let
out a terrible scream: "Oh my God!!! ... MY ROLEX!"
2007-01-09 02:52:00 · 20 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a hilarious one>>>>Oh ! my God, >>>Imao
2007-01-09 20:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-28 12:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by bhrkat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one I never heard it before 10/10
2007-01-09 03:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9.5/10 Excellent.
2007-01-09 02:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke. 10 stars
2007-01-09 03:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10+ lol
2007-01-09 03:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats quite funny in a not funny kind of way
2007-01-09 03:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by Arlette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL....it hasn't gotten one bit less funny than the first time I heard this joke, so I rate it an 8!!! (thanks for the good laugh, I could use it)
2007-01-09 02:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A shark joke.
2007-01-09 04:33:27 · answer #9 · answered by bicentennialbuck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, I thought it was funny
2007-01-09 02:57:17 · answer #10 · answered by Doz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋