A fellow walked into his doctor's office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a physical examination & said,
"I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment. Bring a banana & a cookie with you."
Despite the odd request, our hero complied & returned the next day with a banana and a cookie.
Doctor: "Okay, drop your pants & bend over. This is going to hurt a bit."
Although stunned by the turn of events, the patient dropped pants bent over. The doctor peeled the banana and rammed it up the guy's @ss. While the doctor consulted his watch, our hero danced around the room, screaming his head off.
After a minute the doctor ordered him to bend over again. This time the doctor took the cookie and rammed It up the patient's @ss.
"Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here at the same time. Don’t forget the banana and cookie." said the doctor. The now humbled patient, with tears of pain in his eyes, nodded his head.
The next day, the same routine ensued. First the doctor rammed up a banana, waited exactly one minute, then rammed up the cookie. And the next day, and the next day and the next...!!
Every day UP went a banana, waited one minute, then UP went the cookie.
After a week of treatment, the doctor finally said, "Tomorrow‘s the last day of treatment. I want you to bring in a banana & a hammer."
"Not a cookie?" asked the very frightened patient.
"No, a hammer." confirmed the doctor.
On the last day, the doctor said, "Okay, you know the routine".
So the man dropped his pants & bent over. UP went the banana, & the doctor looked at his watch and picked up the hammer. One minute passed. Then two minutes. Three, Four minutes passed.
Finally, a little head poked out of the patient's @ss.
"WHERE'S MY COOKIE???"
**WHAM**
2006-12-27
22:20:42
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