A lawyer had just bought a new car. He went to show off his new car to his friends at work. When he got there he opened the door just as a pickup truck came past, and it ripped his car door off. The man driving asked if he was OK, but all the lawyer could do was complaining about the missing door. About then a policeman showed up, and heard the man complaining about his new car. The police came up and said, “Sir, I know your car door is broken, but did you know your arm was ripped off when he hit your door?" The lawyer looked down and said, “Holy crap! My Rolex!"
2006-12-23
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