All categories - 23 December 2006

Years ago I heard a joke (clean!) that has two people talking and goes like this:
1st person says something and the 2nd person says, "Oh, that's bad".
1st person says, "Well not so bad" and explains why.
2nd person says, "Oh. that's good"
1st person says, "Well, not so good" and explains why.
It goes on seesawing, can anyone fill in this?
Thanks

2006-12-23 01:16:13 · 5 answers · asked by John W 2 in Jokes & Riddles

We have been in a relationship for 3 years. Lately he has been acting like I Have been doing something wrong ie... seeing someone else. I am not nor have I ever cheated on him.I started a new job recently and he seems worried that I may meet someone there.Last night my daughter slept at a friends. That is when he said " so you're alone tonight" and then asked what is one plus 2? when I said three he said wrong answer. what could he have meant?

2006-12-23 01:16:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I attempted to buy a Beazer Home in Clarksburg, Maryland. Beazer was forcing me to settle on an unrealistic date. When I said I could not settle on those suggested dates because I had not sold my home, I received a letter from Rob Shapiro that my contract to purchase the house was terminated and that my $15,000 deposit would not be refunded to me. As I tried to renegotiate the contract, I found out that the house was sold.

And also,

1) Submitted with my contract was an addendum that made this sale contingent upon me selling my home. The general manger selectively chose not to sign this addendum without notifying me of this action; 2) I was told that I would not qualify for two mortgages and my deposit would be fully refunded to me; and (3) Beazer was suggesting courses of actions that involved borrowing money under predatory conditions.

Beazer has refused to give me my deposit back. Be careful when trying to purchase a Beazer home - Clarksburg Maryland.

2006-12-23 01:16:11 · 3 answers · asked by Cypress_Spring 1 in Renting & Real Estate

Or just a sick cult of murdering b@stards?

2006-12-23 01:15:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-23 01:15:37 · 22 answers · asked by cutie_j 3 in Singles & Dating

I cant find the plug for the drain?

2006-12-23 01:15:36 · 1 answers · asked by sabclerk96 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I always keep an eye on what my kids watch and it seem that the Nick channel is getting trashier and lowering it's moral values. I am not a prude, but I don't like the values it teaches, i.e. backtalking, and portraying girls as sex objects. And yes, I have turned it off and gone back to PBS if anyone wonders.

2006-12-23 01:15:31 · 25 answers · asked by Ian 2 in Parenting

How is it different from regular beer?

2006-12-23 01:15:31 · 6 answers · asked by Robert R 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

When you stain wood trm and quarter round, should you just use stain, or a combo stain and poly, or stain first, then poly? Or does it depend on the area.

2006-12-23 01:15:28 · 3 answers · asked by rob b 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

i wanna wear a jean mini skort and a tanktop with shrug and put my hair in a ponytail or wear a black skirt and a tanktop and clogs .
plz help wut looks pretty on christmas eve because i wanna look pretty tonight ,

2006-12-23 01:15:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

God's gone on holiday, and you discover he/she's left his/her eternal glory and power unattended. You can control the earth until he/she comes back.
Yes, YOU are now God!
You've got a week. What do you want to do with your infinite power?

2006-12-23 01:15:20 · 17 answers · asked by Helen B 3 in Other - Society & Culture

If you want Time to fly, try chucking your clock out of the window

2006-12-23 01:15:18 · 26 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-23 01:15:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-23 01:15:08 · 21 answers · asked by ♥GO GSU ♥ 1 in Baby Names

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, does not in any way condone polygamy. If a mormon was to practice this, they would be excommunicated. No question. The polygamists are NOT part of our church. I am a member, and I was married in the temple, and I will tell you right now, nothing like that happens in our church. One husband, one wife. To us, marriage is sacred.

2006-12-23 01:14:03 · 11 answers · asked by Mrs. Harley 2 in Religion & Spirituality

when they do appear they are larger without the words etc ie it doesnt say back forward it just has larger arrows.
How can i get the old way back please

2006-12-23 01:14:00 · 9 answers · asked by bogstandard 2 in Other - Computers

i love my boyfreind but i recently found out hes been cheating on me, i haven't told him that i found a bra and panties in his room but i love him so much and dont want too lose him. I dont think i could trust him though. Should I brake up with him or not?

2006-12-23 01:13:52 · 20 answers · asked by Jane N 1 in Singles & Dating

every question I read criticizes, no one is in search of God. It seems that everyone is out to bash his name. For those that fall under that catorgorie, he's got a place for you. Believe that, if you don't believe anything else.

2006-12-23 01:13:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm 40 weeks and 2 days pregnant.

As of last night around 11:00 pm I was getting contractions about 10 minutes apart (and slight cramps with them) I went to bed at 2:00 am still having those mild contractions, but I was able to sleep while having them. Now I just woke up this morning to some stronger cramps associated with each contraction, and they're about 7 minutes apart (and last about 40 seconds long.) It feels like I have to go number 2 constantly (there is some pressure down there) and I have diarrhea.

Is what I'm describing sound like labor? If so, how close together should I wait for the contractions to be? My spouse is at work 30 minutes away, so I don't want to tell him to come home if it's just false labor.

Thank you!

2006-12-23 01:13:36 · 12 answers · asked by Huliganjetta 5 in Pregnancy

Abigail has just been standing and looking a bit depressed. Though she will eat some things she likes (mealworms, sesame seeds) she seems to have lost interest in layers pellets (her crop feels quite empty). Her droppings are loose and yellowy but as she isn't eating much there isn't much of them. She has been tried with yoghurt but doesn't like it much. She hasn't been sneezing. Her Eglu mate has recently moulted and is quite perky. Abigail is showing no sign of moulting. Both have stopped laying and have slightly floppy combs. They are about two and a half years old. The weather is very cold lately.

2006-12-23 01:13:36 · 15 answers · asked by Richard C 1 in Other - Pets

he wont give me sex because i was being a "whiney *****". so he wants me to find some people online to watch on cam and talk dirty to..

2006-12-23 01:13:35 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ just a girl ♥ 2 in Singles & Dating

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2006-12-23 01:13:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 01:13:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

I'm sure this has been asked before, but what exactly do you consider an emotional affair? And is it technically considered cheating if there is no sex?

2006-12-23 01:13:20 · 7 answers · asked by DEENIE 3 in Singles & Dating

What are the ORIGINS of the tradition that obligates baptized Sikhs to wear a kirpan?

2006-12-23 01:13:18 · 1 answers · asked by Uncle Thesis 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I've seen evidence that it is real . I'd just like to hear the other side of the story . I'm sure someone out there believes it wasn't real and I'd like to hear about it . Don't you people like to question things ? Even the truth .

2006-12-23 01:13:05 · 6 answers · asked by jsjmlj 5 in Religion & Spirituality

while it was still in the womb? I mean, before you had a real name for it?

2006-12-23 01:12:55 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-12-23 01:12:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

I have this rubbery turtle in some fake slime and I want to know why the fake slime is always as cold as if it's been refrigerated.

2006-12-23 01:12:48 · 5 answers · asked by goddess588 3 in Chemistry

has it changed your life already?

2006-12-23 01:12:43 · 28 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Polls & Surveys