If you want Time to fly, try chucking your clock out of the window
2006-12-23 01:15:18 · 26 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Time flys when your having pun.
2006-12-23 01:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christmas never seems to be over after 25 December - it seems to go on right up to New Year, with all the Christmas TV. However, since the build up starts in September, it may as well last a while!!! Then we can spend the first 2 weeks of 2007 complaining that we didn't get what we asked for!!!
2006-12-23 01:21:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christmas is not fun for me this year. I'll try chucking my clock out the window to hurry Christmas to past. How's that?
2006-12-23 03:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good idea ... i'm gonna try that , .... thanx
have you heard this one BTW
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen
2006-12-23 01:18:13 · answer #4 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i cant wait but i got one more day off work which is tomora an 8 hour shift boo hoo. so am just chilling to day instead and eating all the food lol
2006-12-23 01:17:44 · answer #5 · answered by shell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea, but, if the clock breaks can you be accused of killing time? Your alibi? - the clock struck first!
2006-12-23 04:16:20 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I can't wait for xmas, it's coming and there's nothing I can do about it!
2006-12-23 01:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree 160%
2006-12-23 01:19:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah not bad buddy but you should really check out the one about the little boy and his brand new electric train!!!
It`s all there for you to see on your list of replies.
Take it easy & HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
2006-12-23 01:25:31 · answer #9 · answered by Lolita Angel Rose Taylor-Kennedy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i cant wait until xmas and i cant wait until opening the presents from santa and family .
2006-12-23 01:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋