God's gone on holiday, and you discover he/she's left his/her eternal glory and power unattended. You can control the earth until he/she comes back.
Yes, YOU are now God!
You've got a week. What do you want to do with your infinite power?
2006-12-23 01:15:20 · 17 answers · asked by Helen B 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
End war, poverty, racism is all of its forms. Make people understand that your god or any god would not want bloodshed in his name. Take away all nuclear weapons and erase the knowledge of how to build them again. Make parents stop abusing their children physically, mentally, sexually. Stop animal abuse. Rid the world of street drugs and the knowledge to make more. Fix the ozone and put the ice back where it belongs. End pollution by making personal visits to world leaders and scaring them into making environmental changes by showing them the earth in 100 years. Go to the White House and tell George W. that him attempting to wage wars with everyone was NOT my idea so don't hint around that I told him to do it. And its NU-CLE- AR...not NU-CUE-LAR you big dummy. Find Donald Trump fix his hair, explain to him 20 year olds are NOT prospective dates & make him live at middle income like most people.. and make him apologize to Rosie O'Donnell. Make Rosie O'Donnell apologize to Donald Trump. You started it Rosie..if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all. Make people more interested in what goes on around them and not Hollywood. My own wish for myself is to hug my grandmother who passed away tell her I love her and miss her horribly. Give God his powers back when he gets home and realizes I "borrowed" them and beg that he not smite me.
2006-12-23 01:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by omegalibra927 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extremely!!! It replaced into some thing extra formal, yet I used to seek for suggestion from with Him even if the reason and considering I kept ahead to my personal ambition and needs, at the same time as He gave me avertisements I kept none and did my way going into further and extra trubles! Into an end, interior a deep depresion, He kept my existence (!!!) the very 2d I left away of all my deep desires... There, empty heart, i replaced into crammed with God's mild and Peace and Love - an finished New existence, a clean body, a clean inventive and prescient over the previous and the destiny :) :) :) definite, he's my Saviour!!!
2016-12-01 02:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They did a movie about this. It was funny. I think I would get rid of the free-will thing. I would instill peace love and kindness into everyone's heart. And, finally the world would get along. I wish I could say I would get rid of death and sickness but you gotta have crowd controll.
2006-12-23 01:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a caring God...
I would feed the hungry, help the wicked see the evil in their ways, and make love the most important thing to people.
As a vengeful God...
I would kill them all, and let me sort them out.
As a selfish god...
Billions of dollars when I return to mortality and the ability to have anyone in my bed at anytime to pleasure me.
2006-12-23 01:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by The Gay Argentian Seal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All Women would look like Anjolian Jolie when God got back!
2006-12-23 01:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by mrfoxhorn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well "Bruce", God does not go on holidays. He is with us always. A Blessed Christmas to you.
2006-12-23 01:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is an all consuming fire and He gives His glory to no one, so how do you get close to an all consuming fire of power?
2006-12-23 01:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i were God,i would make people lead an honest life.i would make them trust each other&love each other.i may not control natural disastars such as storms,earthquakes & tsunami but make people prepare themselves to face such calamities.i will make man to give up war,alcohol & narcotics.i will make him see reason.finally i would make myself a contented person.
2006-12-23 01:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make myself have an unlimited suppy of money and make all the countries agree for world peace. I would cause havoc at my grandpa's house.
2006-12-23 01:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah* 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
free health care for everyone.
erase everyone's debt so we could all start over.
bring the troops back home
get bush out of office.
2006-12-23 01:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by farharringsingslia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋