A lawyer had just bought a new car. He went to show off his new car to his friends at work. When he got there he opened the door just as a pickup truck came past, and it ripped his car door off. The man driving asked if he was OK, but all the lawyer could do was complaining about the missing door. About then a policeman showed up, and heard the man complaining about his new car. The police came up and said, “Sir, I know your car door is broken, but did you know your arm was ripped off when he hit your door?" The lawyer looked down and said, “Holy crap! My Rolex!"
2006-12-23 01:23:21 · 20 answers · asked by 96B233W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it might of been funny if someone wouldnt of happend to hit my driver side door just last week, so dang it if i dont have to get my door fixed because my insurance company is screwing me....
2006-12-23 01:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by bshelby2121 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny one>>>>lol
2006-12-23 09:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
2006-12-23 09:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by mrfoxhorn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
K definatly herd that joke too many times before.
2006-12-23 09:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haven't heard that one before...It's Ok.
2006-12-23 10:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i thought it was funny i've never heard that one before
2006-12-23 09:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by Amber B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it. Not funny to me.
2006-12-23 11:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-12-23 09:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old, but funny.
2006-12-23 09:25:06 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its pretty good, but it has a weird ending...
2006-12-23 11:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by Volleychick21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋