All categories - 20 December 2006

A Father was talking to his son just before the sons marriage, explaining what the son could be looking forward to in his marriage.
He said, "Son, in the very beginning, its tri-weekly.
After youve been married ten years or so, its try weekly.
But then after your silver anniversary, its try weakly."
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Subject: Geography of a woman and man
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia. "Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there."
Then we have the guys... just to be fair...
A guys life can be described as a train on a railway track.
When they are 20, Every station they want to stop.
When they are 30, They can only stop at one station .
When they are 40, They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.
When they are 50, They want to stop but they cannot stop.
When they are 60, They cant even start. How to stop?

2006-12-20 02:21:41 · 18 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-20 02:21:40 · 8 answers · asked by Sheena 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-20 02:21:39 · 3 answers · asked by bennymole316 4 in Rugby

I would be thankful if you inform me about the software MS Publisher.

If it is different from MS Word?

Can we type the text in it just like MS Word?

Can the text typed in MS Word can successfully be pasted in MS Publisher?

Does the 2003 version of MS Office contain the MS Publisher? Is it a part of MS Office or is it a separate software?

Any further information in respect of MS Publisher will be highly appreciated.

2006-12-20 02:21:23 · 3 answers · asked by paresh p 1 in Software

I have this friend named Robhyn and her crush is always saying she's a geek and calling ehr names.In this case he does not actually like her.She's really pretty and the only reason I can think of as why he wouldn't like her is becuase she doesn't own a single min skirt or halter top.She's fashionable but not sluty like other girls.So why again are guys so shallow?

2006-12-20 02:21:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

do you think it's coming soon??

2006-12-20 02:21:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

how much would it cost to put one in? (my dad could do it if there is a way) and is there any other way for me to get online (i was thinking I could get an extension cord or something and then hook it up to another phone line somewhere else in the house....

2006-12-20 02:21:17 · 3 answers · asked by Mr. BaSkEtBaLl 3 in Video & Online Games

What ever happened to 'Where is the Love?'
Fergie has turned into a skank rip off in my opinion.

2006-12-20 02:21:16 · 9 answers · asked by ladyoftherrlake 3 in Polls & Surveys

There is a step mother and a step daughter- the woman says to the girl "you're not pretty or beautiful, you're cute" and "Short hair on you is better, you look like such a ***** with long hair"

2006-12-20 02:21:14 · 13 answers · asked by throughthebackyards 5 in Parenting

I had an upper 1st molar extracted 3 weeks ago, developed dry socket, and also a reddish bubble (denist calls this granulation tissue) over the entire extraction site. Yesterday the Dentist performed a curretage to clean out the site, also packed it with clove oil dressing. It's sore now and I'm not due to have the packing out for another week. Does all of this sound normal? I'm scared!

2006-12-20 02:21:07 · 5 answers · asked by MIAGRACE 1 in Dental

I reckon you should keep the baby and found a way of talking your nan round and if she still dosen`t like the idea then i suggest i move in with my dad parents could always be a great help!

2006-12-20 02:21:05 · 14 answers · asked by Josie C 1 in Pregnancy

2006-12-20 02:21:04 · 9 answers · asked by ekramsey79 1 in Psychology

I want to download p2p Sharing software like ares , edonkey, shearaza,lime wire... can u tell me which is the best which doesnt make the pc o slower and doesnt download viruses or spam.. I tried to download lime wire but its take it forever to download java while installing

2006-12-20 02:21:03 · 4 answers · asked by Thoginh 2 in Software

2006-12-20 02:21:01 · 10 answers · asked by River_Wilde 1 in Genealogy

2006-12-20 02:20:56 · 35 answers · asked by Mr. Right 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-20 02:20:55 · 7 answers · asked by shannon s 1 in Skin Conditions

Does anyone know of a charity or company that would do this? I live in Cardiff in South Wales but ideally if it worked within the UK that would be fab

2006-12-20 02:20:53 · 5 answers · asked by MrT 3 in Cardiff

My sources say "Definitely."

2006-12-20 02:20:46 · 6 answers · asked by Johnny Corndrink 3 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-12-20 02:20:42 · 6 answers · asked by Fruitful1 3 in Other - United States

In my Biology class everyone has to teach the rest of the class about an aspect of ecology. My aspect is ecosystems and niches. We all also have to have an activity for the class to do to help them learn. Does anyone have an idea for a game or something. By the way, this is tenth grade bio, so it should probaly be something at that level. Thanks.

2006-12-20 02:20:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

My 7 year old daughter wets her pants often. This will happen 2-3 times a day and then not for a few days. She never wets at night. I limit her fluids after dinner, she has been checked for UTI and small bladder. I really think she is just being lazy, not going when she is playing or involved in something. I have tried taking things away, grounding, even made her wear a pull-up for a day, which actually worked for about a week. She is the middle child of 5 and actually is always busy with her older or younger siblings. I do not think it is an attention getting ploy because she will do her best to hide it from us when she has "an accident". I send her to the bathroom every hour or so when she is home, any other ideas?? Thank you in advance.

2006-12-20 02:20:39 · 15 answers · asked by RaLoh 3 in Grade-Schooler

and also said she will be disconnecting her phone service because she is ringing people unexpectidly. She also said that she is going into hospital and will probably not be here for xmas, then she started to cry on the phone, she sounded really bad and isn't around for much longer. please help with what I can do.

P.S she said she is going into hospital because of a crushed skull and a blood clot?

she has lied about a lot of things in the past but please help?

2006-12-20 02:20:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

in a farm, there are 35 heads and 94 feet. How many chickens and rabbits are there in the farm? (Note: this question was asked to a primary 3 student, so algebra cannot be used....)

2006-12-20 02:20:36 · 1 answers · asked by smoke~ 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-12-20 02:20:35 · 7 answers · asked by j j 1 in Card Games

2006-12-20 02:20:35 · 4 answers · asked by babygurlika 2 in Programming & Design

Saw this movie. it was the best

2006-12-20 02:20:30 · 8 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

what is 老道 ?

2006-12-20 02:20:29 · 1 answers · asked by heryleonardo 1 in Languages

2006-12-20 02:20:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality