A Father was talking to his son just before the sons marriage, explaining what the son could be looking forward to in his marriage.
He said, "Son, in the very beginning, its tri-weekly.
After youve been married ten years or so, its try weekly.
But then after your silver anniversary, its try weakly."
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Subject: Geography of a woman and man
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia. "Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there."
Then we have the guys... just to be fair...
A guys life can be described as a train on a railway track.
When they are 20, Every station they want to stop.
When they are 30, They can only stop at one station .
When they are 40, They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.
When they are 50, They want to stop but they cannot stop.
When they are 60, They cant even start. How to stop?
2006-12-20 02:21:41 · 18 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats very true hanna and one i havent heard before 10/10
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2016-10-15 07:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by troesch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones. Especially liked #2.
2006-12-20 02:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya jokes were funny i like jokes i got 1 for you
a man gets a new car with a new stereo and if u say slipknot or any singer into it it comes up with that.One day he was driving really fast and kids jumped in the road and he shouted fu##ing kids and it came up with Michel Jackson lol!
2006-12-20 05:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
l''ve heard a joke like that before but it is still funny when l read yours. hahaha
The comparisons are wickedly true. :)
2006-12-20 02:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. Absolutely loved them both. The first one really had me cracking up. The second one rocks too. Never heard that one until now. Thanks for sharing with me. :)
2006-12-20 02:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very nice....I have heard the first one before ,but not the second one
2006-12-20 03:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol 10/10
2006-12-20 07:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved the second one ha ha
2006-12-20 02:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol very nice indeed!
2006-12-20 02:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋