All categories - 18 December 2006

take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes so badly, but was very upset with the high prices the local stores were asking.
After gettin' very upset with the "no change in prices" attitude of 1 of the clerks, the blonde shouted, "Well then, I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, and get a pair of shoes for free!"The clerk said with a sly, knowing smile, "Go ahead lady,give it a try!" The blonde headed out 2 the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.Later in the day, the clerk is driving home,and he pulls over 2 the side of the road where he sees the same blonde standing waist deep in murky bayou water,shotgun in hand.Then, he sees a 9-foot gator swimming toward her.Very quickly, she aims, kills the gator and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.Nearby were 7 more of them lying on their backs.The clerk stood on the bank in awe as the blonde struggles 2 git the gator onto its back.Then she looks up and cries in anguish"D***IT...THIS ONES BAREFOOT TOO!"

2006-12-18 17:09:53 · 22 answers · asked by Daddy's Girl 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-18 17:09:48 · 20 answers · asked by Wind tunnel 1 in Mental Health

2006-12-18 17:09:47 · 1 answers · asked by silva 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

I have asked a few questions on Yahoo!answers and I am confused because what I receive are all answers from different perspectives. For example, I asked what I should do if there is this girl who rejects me. Some say that I should move on, while some say that she might change her mind since it is adolescent time. Is there no fixed answer?

2006-12-18 17:09:44 · 6 answers · asked by Mr Asker Knowmore 2 in Psychology

how do i make my green eyes look brighter and greener?

2006-12-18 17:09:42 · 14 answers · asked by izzy! 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

So, I live with my boyfriend & we have a roommate. My boyfriend owns the house, but has trouble standing up for himself when it comes to problems with our roommate.

Here's a list of ongoing problems:
*He doesn't do his dishes for WEEKS at a time, creating maggets & other problems in our kitchen.
*He won't buy his own, or even offer to split the cost of toilet paper, dog food (we both have dogs), laundry detergent, dish soap, etc.
*My bf feels thinks that he is stealing light bulbs from around the house for his bedroom.
*He won't clean up after himself, yet if we leave a fast food cup or wrapper on the table for even an hour, he starts cleaning up OUR stuff.
*He's a mechanic and leaves tools, parts, & extra work (ie: transmission, tires, CAR on street in front of house) sitting around for months.
*He talks slander about my bf right in front of me while he's on the phone.
*He doesn't even pay bills on time!

How do we address the issue w/out having to kick him out???(need the $)
Thanks

2006-12-18 17:09:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2006-12-18 17:09:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

STOP!

2006-12-18 17:09:10 · 22 answers · asked by kabooodelzzz 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I have plans of starting a movie, some scenes require to be shot in public. After I'm all done shooting it. What's next? Should I take it to festivals or send it to companies to release it?

2006-12-18 17:09:05 · 1 answers · asked by Jonathan A 1 in Movies

2006-12-18 17:09:00 · 3 answers · asked by ? 4 in Laptops & Notebooks

ie house of 100 corpses
house of wax
jeepers creapers
etc
you know the type

2006-12-18 17:08:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-18 17:08:48 · 4 answers · asked by jonmx 1 in Other - United States

I'll be in Form 4 next year but I can't make a choice. I am good in art but I love science too. Please tell me anybody, which class shall I choose and what is the advantages of the choosen class.

2006-12-18 17:08:48 · 9 answers · asked by snowlady 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

My girlfriend and I have a nice hotel package for New Year's Eve. Any romantic ideas for things to wear or things to do?

2006-12-18 17:08:45 · 7 answers · asked by AirborneKappaSigma 3 in Singles & Dating

I was wondering if they pat-search everyone, or if they only search you if a drug dog smells something.

2006-12-18 17:08:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Japan

2006-12-18 17:08:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

Ok dhe found out my password to email address and she went through everything then gets mad at me for some dirty emails from exs well it was over 500 but thats not the point she has the balls to be mad at me and says she cant trust me. Do i have a right to be mad?

2006-12-18 17:08:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-18 17:08:23 · 16 answers · asked by wanda_brown62 1 in Religion & Spirituality

What do you think of Anna Nicole Smith?

2006-12-18 17:08:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i was just wondering this cause there are some people with speakind difficulties.

2006-12-18 17:08:20 · 5 answers · asked by david_strickland31 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

There are many sons and daughters in bible.
They know that according to their own God given (?) records, God has sons by the tons: "...Adam, which was the son of God."(Luke 3:38) "That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair... And when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them..." (Genesis 6: 2,4)
"...Israel is My son, even My firstborn:" (Exodus 4:22)
"...for I (God) am a Father to Israel, and Ephraim is My firstborn." (Jeremiah 31:9)
"...the Lord hath said unto me (David): 'Thou art My son: this day have I begotten thee." (Psalms 2:7)
"For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God." (Romans 18:14)
Can't you see that in the language of the Jew, every righteous person, every Tom, Dick and Harry who followed the Will and Plan of God, was a "Son of God". It was a metaphorical descriptive term commonly used among the Jews.
(Come towards Islam, the truth. www.hadices.com)

2006-12-18 17:08:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I made Indian Curry tonight. It was alright but I wanted to know if it was the real deal. I've eaten Indian Curry in India before--about 10 years ago and I don't quite know if my taste has changed or if it wasn't a good recipe. If you know anything about this please tell me if the recipe is up to par. Thank You!

Here's the recipe I used. I know it's an adaptation of the real deal but it seemed close to me. I substituted some ingredients that were written as American based for real Indian spices.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Indian-Chicken-Curry-II/Detail.aspx

2006-12-18 17:08:19 · 4 answers · asked by .vato. 6 in Cooking & Recipes

My parents hated this guy I was seeing who is divoiced and because I was so scared I said that I was not seeing him some ten yrs ago. Now I would like to tell my parents that I really want to marry him but at the same time not loose or break my family. how do I break this news to them.

2006-12-18 17:08:18 · 3 answers · asked by Tracey 1 in Family

2006-12-18 17:08:17 · 2 answers · asked by xinnybuxlrie 5 in Programming & Design

This guy has told me he likes me and all and have been trying to get me to go out with him in the past few months, but I kept putting him off. Last weekend he told me he starts going out with another girl. I didn't say anything then.

After thinking about it, I feel that I like him and really, I have been very upset with the idea of him going out with other girls. He doesn't know that yet. Should I tell him how I feel?

2006-12-18 17:08:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

The truth is I dont have anything to start with so can you tall me what hard ware and soft ware to use.

2006-12-18 17:08:13 · 4 answers · asked by Ferny B 2 in Other - Electronics

2006-12-18 17:07:55 · 25 answers · asked by jack jack 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 17:07:42 · 6 answers · asked by LoveMetal 1 in Music

answer BunnyFooFoo's lost question?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoRa6pCnl6Wp5F3lUCRcVxbsy6IX?qid=20061218220041AA62I0A

BunnyFooFoo Love you

2006-12-18 17:07:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys