All categories - 6 December 2006

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.



Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.


A blonde opened a box of Cheerios® and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of donut seeds!


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

2006-12-06 18:11:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Now I like the real ones but I hate the mess and often go with the artificial ones.

2006-12-06 18:11:15 · 9 answers · asked by Sherry M 4 in Decorating & Remodeling

2006-12-06 18:10:58 · 13 answers · asked by fernando v 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

i am going to become a muslums i think alot but this is the best way and u must think about becoming a muslums. read the muslums holy u can learn very very good things.

2006-12-06 18:10:42 · 26 answers · asked by sunny 1 in Friends

2006-12-06 18:10:36 · 6 answers · asked by myamil4u 1 in Singles & Dating

or anything about lesbians at all in the Bible??

2006-12-06 18:10:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I know someone who is diabetic, but does not take good care of himself with diet, taking insulin, checking blood-sugar, etc. He claims that he can't walk or stand to well, yet I have seen with my own eyes the way he will go flying to the bathroom and back to bed, or standing for several minutes without even wabbling like he is about to fall. He can go all over town in his motorized chair, yet when he's home he acts like he can't even get a glass of water.

He's lazy and just wants attention and sympathy. He drives me up a wall with it. He is my roommate for now but I am saving up money to get my own place.

2006-12-06 18:10:30 · 5 answers · asked by Scott 2 in Other - Health

Our church hired and welcomed a couple who are allegedly married and were referred to us by their former church as great leaders of the GLBT community. Our church redid the baptismal pool, and we had a meeting about what kind of pool to buy. The couple insisted that we "save money" by purchasing a spa with actual jets instead of going through a religious supplier. The price was much lower and we all agreed that no one would be able to tell the difference. Now I must say that this is the most normal couple ever. They are about 50 ish and the wife dresses like an older but hip woman. I went to the sanctuary to pick up an old hymnal and heard two very male voices up front in the pool. There was a man in the pool with the pastor and they were staring at a picture of baby Suri and engaging in sex play. As I got closer, I realized that the second man was actually the pastor's wife. They saw me, and I left. What should I do? I'm pretty hip, but I'm worried about crap in the pool.

2006-12-06 18:10:29 · 16 answers · asked by glowe126 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Cloves for me...you?

thanx~

2006-12-06 18:10:26 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My boyfriend & I are flying to Phuket on the 18th... wanted to go visit the island, maybe Phi Phi going to Koh Phangan over Christmas day NYE ... Any help would be greatly appreciated, Im having a confusing time coming up with an ittinerary!

Not sure where to stay or how long to stay at each island... Looking for accommodation not too expensive around nothing over $50AU or less a night, somewhere with a pool, for Phi Phi Phuket & Koh Phangan... Any help is really appreciated!

2006-12-06 18:10:11 · 8 answers · asked by idk 3 in Thailand

2006-12-06 18:10:04 · 11 answers · asked by elwalid013 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-12-06 18:10:04 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Careers & Employment

If I play all freeroll tournaments, and use my winnings to win in pay tournaments, are my winnings legal, since I've never made a deposit (and therefore not gambling)?

2006-12-06 18:10:03 · 2 answers · asked by Zloar 4 in Law & Ethics

we dated 5yrs. then we split up, she move away saying she always wants to be friends. its been a yr and for the last three months she calls every other day. my question is why would u want to be friends with someone that u couldn't maintain a relationship with? wouldn't it be better to let sleeping dogs lie?

2006-12-06 18:10:01 · 12 answers · asked by jesse james 5 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-06 18:09:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

kindly include the sources of your answer if there's any.thanks!

2006-12-06 18:09:58 · 2 answers · asked by gen7388 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

the lyrics are "the best things in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and bees". what are some good songs of that ilk that I can download i.e. motown 70s and 80s soul.

2006-12-06 18:09:56 · 6 answers · asked by Leonard K 1 in Music

in NSE, BSE.

2006-12-06 18:09:48 · 7 answers · asked by nagesh gupta 1 in Investing

My physics final is tomorrow, and I only have a very vague understanding as to what torque really is. Can anyone give me a good explanation using terms like moment arm and axel?

2006-12-06 18:09:45 · 10 answers · asked by CrazyCatLady 2 in Physics

2006-12-06 18:09:21 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Business & Finance

I am 6 months pregnant, working part time, cleaning the house, cooking, and missing my family (they are hours away) I tend to take it out on my husband, and I really dont mean to, he just does things that really annoy me. When I try to talk to him about it, he tells me i am just whinging at him, which makes me really mad, I just want for us to get along, but its hard, can anyone suggest a way that I can be less stressed with him??

2006-12-06 18:09:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Alright would you rather take a shower with your spouse, or have sex with them if it was your choice, and if there was no sex involved during taking a shower? Tell me which one, and why?

2006-12-06 18:08:52 · 11 answers · asked by ~*Jenny*~ 4 in Marriage & Divorce

Most Dutch people have the name "van" or "van der" or "van den" or "von" in their names.What's the meaning of all these names? Do these names have history or something?

2006-12-06 18:08:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Genealogy

mine would be as the years pass by

2006-12-06 18:08:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm homeschooled my parents won't let me go to public school and we can't afford privat school i wan't to get an accredited highschool diploma but i'm not sure how to go about it any advice?

2006-12-06 18:08:30 · 10 answers · asked by uknowhoo90 1 in Home Schooling

i have been diagnosed with vertigo and have been prescribed the above drug and would like to know the if there are any downsides.

2006-12-06 18:08:18 · 7 answers · asked by Bob M 1 in Other - Diseases

I am undergoing B.com and doeacc a level. my sister always wants me to share home responsibilties with her.my exams of doeacc r in jan and i am managing both progammes but I always I devote some time to household activities too.
Firstly I wasn't interested in this career as I wasn't given opportunity in language and literature though i had great guts for it and that makes me depressed.
Her remarks 'you cannot manage things' made me cry the whole day as I always carry responsibilities.my parents r busy i don't want to trouble them.
I am judged on my career i didn't want.plz advice me how to manage studies coz i cannot just explain things at home.

2006-12-06 18:08:13 · 7 answers · asked by Isabella 1 in Family

It won't get let me get to the main start up page. I tried starting it up in safe mode but it continues to a blue screen telling me that the computer has been shut off to prevent damage to the files. What can I do to get to my desktop? Any helpful info will be appreciated!

2006-12-06 18:08:02 · 12 answers · asked by Queen Momma 2 in Desktops

I read this book back in 1991, I think. I'm pretty sure I got it through Scholastic Books. I've tried looking for it on their website but have had no luck.
The book would be classified as Sci-Fi/Fantasy. The main character is a teenage girl. She lives in a place where people struggle to keep warm. Maybe there is little to no fuel for fires, I'm not sure. There are priests who wear very brightly colored robes. I think the girl leaves home and eventually becomes a priest. She discovers a way to make herself warm through thought. She and another priest teach others how to use their minds to keep warm. That's about all I can accurately remember.

2006-12-06 18:07:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors