Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.
A blonde opened a box of Cheerios® and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of donut seeds!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
2006-12-06 18:11:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all great 10/10
2006-12-06 19:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q: how can you know if a blond has been on the computer?
A: theres white out on the screen.
Q: how can you tell of two blonds has been on the computer?
A: theres writings over the white out.
2006-12-06 20:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by Hill 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a blonde?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!!
2006-12-07 03:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by geminitaurus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's my favorite:
Q: What's black and blue and laying motionless in a ditch?
A: a brunette who's been telling to many blonde jokes
:)
2006-12-06 18:49:45 · answer #4 · answered by rock55 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
2006-12-06 18:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mesquito?
A: A mesquito will stop sucking if you slap it
2006-12-06 18:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q) What goes eerrch!!!STOP......eeerrrchh!!STOP.......errrchh!!STOP..etc...?
A) A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q) How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A) Wave
2006-12-06 20:33:58 · answer #7 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love the Cheerios one!
ha ha
2006-12-06 19:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So that's why there's not much artificial intelligence !
2006-12-06 23:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
second one was best 9 /10
2006-12-06 19:28:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋