All categories - 4 December 2006

Sam was driving a cycle. Suddenly he withdraw his hands from the handle and announced: "No hands, you see!"

Then he withdrew his feet from the paddle and announced : "No legs, you see!"

And soon he fell flat on the ground with the cycle over him.
Still he announced: "No teeth, you see!"

2006-12-04 22:09:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i booked a holiday with a certain company in the brouchure it stated there was a bath in the room on arrival only shower asked for a room change non available wrote a written complaint with rep should i get some kind of compensation for this. ps i love my bath.have i got a case with trading standards. thanks in advance

2006-12-04 22:09:14 · 9 answers · asked by shergar 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-12-04 22:09:10 · 22 answers · asked by Stephan B 1 in Other - Destinations

i had a mc sbout 3 months ago i was 2.5 months along had a dnc and i found out i am now pregnant and verry happy about this should i worrie about a mc again or should i be ok?

2006-12-04 22:08:47 · 4 answers · asked by c_wilke22 3 in Pregnancy

I'm 45 years old, single male, raising a now 12 year old boy. What irks me is I hear women say "there are no nice guys out there, yet my son's mom didn't want a guy who was raising her son, going to work AND going to school at the same time. She seemed to prefer guys who had money, were just plain jerks, and is now married to a struggling screenwriter. Nothing against screenwriters, but what gives? I wanted to marry her, maybe she wasn't ready, blah, blah. But the next time I hear some woman say that there are no nice guys out there, it will be all I can do to hold my tongue. I've been looking for maybe ten years now, and all I find are women who are so in love with some guy who treats them like crap. Has our society degraded to the point where women are being raised by abusive dads, and they think this is love? I would really like an answer to this one. I've asked women, men, everyone.

2006-12-04 22:08:36 · 10 answers · asked by BobC 1 in Singles & Dating

How come Muslims are so engrossed with Islam that they only see Islam as the ONE & ONLY true religion in the whole wide world? Why do they see other religions as inferior and don't accept their teachings as good? Is it because Muslims are already an expert in other religions that they finally realize Islam is the best? In that case, maybe any Muslims here can tell me what you know about other religions beside Islam that you think you know so well that it is inferior to Islam.

2006-12-04 22:08:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm only 42 & not ready to give it up.

2006-12-04 22:08:28 · 4 answers · asked by twinbear1265 1 in Women's Health

2006-12-04 22:08:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

how does an individual investor with a max investment of rs 1 lakh invest in indian commodity market. where do i start

2006-12-04 22:08:07 · 6 answers · asked by reheen g 2 in Investing

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully
placed in rows covering the entire wall!


It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.


There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.


She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is
quite impressed by his sensitive side.


They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
and more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of
raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the
afterglow.


The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how
was it?"


The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

2006-12-04 22:08:06 · 14 answers · asked by mrqprfc 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Een dag, lank, lank gelede was daar 'n vrou wat nie vol kak was nie....
Maar dit was FOKKEN lank gelede... en dit was net EEN dag!

2006-12-04 22:08:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 22:08:01 · 8 answers · asked by chex1979 1 in Diet & Fitness

2006-12-04 22:07:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

I've got lots of dinner parties coming up and need some inspiration.

2006-12-04 22:07:47 · 12 answers · asked by vixi g 1 in Cooking & Recipes

Don't copy paste it from any famous sites.other sites are allowed.
Plz mention the site/place you took it from!

2006-12-04 22:07:42 · 7 answers · asked by Robin 2 in Homework Help

2006-12-04 22:06:56 · 8 answers · asked by hello11 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

We were found to be related and therefore could not get married. We definately have to stop, but we deeply love each other and already had sex. How can we stop this without pain and stress and also avoid sex again?
My parents and Ankles claim my girl friend's mum is a cousin in our family and we shouldnt go ahead and marry. My girl friend's grand mum is a true cousin of my dad (Her grand mum's dad and my Dad's father are siblings). We feel this relationship is weak. We are finding had to stop and we are in pain. Pse advice us how to about with this

2006-12-04 22:06:49 · 6 answers · asked by ibwee 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-04 22:06:39 · 6 answers · asked by lilo 1 in Medicine

2006-12-04 22:06:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Guys, if you know that a girl ended her relationship 8 months ago with her ex fiance of 6 years, would you play it really cool with her if you really liked her?

would you just keep things casual at first rather than dating?

2006-12-04 22:06:05 · 12 answers · asked by XCuteX 1 in Singles & Dating

This is a serious question

2006-12-04 22:06:01 · 4 answers · asked by soloxine_rabbit 2 in Law & Ethics

2006-12-04 22:05:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment

it is a true or false question

2006-12-04 22:05:40 · 1 answers · asked by damilola a 1 in Economics

2006-12-04 22:05:38 · 7 answers · asked by Singletary 2 in Jokes & Riddles

It annoys me that it's frowned upon to call someone 'fat' but there is no problem criticizing skinny people. Some people are just naturally that way.

2006-12-04 22:05:25 · 15 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Other - Society & Culture

I can not wait...I will be well to travel and I am looking forward to meeting so many of you......So you better be there....

2006-12-04 22:05:19 · 22 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

adolf hitler was a brought up catholic, then he became a christian. he believed in "positive christianity"

Positive Christianity is a term adopted by Nazi leaders to refer to a model of Christianity consistent with Nazism.

Adherents of Positive Christianity argued that traditional Christianity emphasized the passive rather than the active aspects of Christ's life, stressing his sacrifice on the cross and other-worldly redemption. This they wanted to replace with a "positive" emphasis on Christ as an active preacher, organizer and fighter who opposed the institutionalized Judaism of his day. At various points in the Nazi regime, attempts were made to replace orthodox Christianity with its "positive" alternative.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positive_Christianity

do the christians just not know or deny it? its really annoying and amazing to me that they either just dont know or deny it...actually i think its quite offensive.

2006-12-04 22:05:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-04 22:04:57 · 6 answers · asked by sly r 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-12-04 22:04:54 · 10 answers · asked by Sonny B 1 in Religion & Spirituality