CIA had opening for assassin. After all background checks interviews were done, there were 3 finalists, 2 men, 1 woman. for the final test the cia agents took 1 of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you wil follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, Kill her!!"
The man said, you cant be serious, i could never shoot my wife, the agent said, you're not the man for the job, take wife and go home. The 2nd man was given same instructions, he went into room, came out 5 mins later, "I tried but i cant kill my wife". The agent said you dont have what it takes, take wife, go home.
Finally, the womans turn, she was given same instructions, to kill her husband. She went in room, shots were heard, . Screaming crashing banging on walls. After a few minutes all was quiet, the woman came out sweating, "this gun is loaded with blanks, i had to beat him to death with the chair!
2006-12-04
22:19:12
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