One day a small girl takes a bath with her mother.
"Mommy, what's that?" she asks, pointing to her mother's genitilia.
"It's a bush" the mother replies.
The little girl then baths with her father.
"Daddy, what's that?" she asks.
"It's a snake" the father replies.
She then takes a bath with her grandmother.
Again she asks, "Granny, what's that?"
The grandmother replies, "It's a torch".
While everyone was in bed at night, the little girl creeps into her parents bed. She looks under the blanket and screams...."Granny, granny, bring the torch. The snake is in the bush!!!!"
2006-12-04
22:22:40
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