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One day a small girl takes a bath with her mother.
"Mommy, what's that?" she asks, pointing to her mother's genitilia.
"It's a bush" the mother replies.
The little girl then baths with her father.
"Daddy, what's that?" she asks.
"It's a snake" the father replies.
She then takes a bath with her grandmother.
Again she asks, "Granny, what's that?"
The grandmother replies, "It's a torch".

While everyone was in bed at night, the little girl creeps into her parents bed. She looks under the blanket and screams...."Granny, granny, bring the torch. The snake is in the bush!!!!"

2006-12-04 22:22:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

its terrible,its horrrible,its, its he funniest thing i ever heard

2006-12-04 22:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by Blade 3 · 0 1

Hey, that's very dirtily funny! I'm going to write one myself NOW at Yahoo! Answers!

2006-12-04 23:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by Cherant 2 · 1 0

1 min, i heard a diff version 2 dat

2006-12-04 23:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

...since then they stopped bathing with infants and they all lived happily ever after...
good night *kisses*

2006-12-04 22:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1 1

An Old joke, but someone'll P themselves over it -I'd imagine.

2006-12-04 22:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

this is a funny joke. can you tell me more jokes (new or old)?

my e-mail jlmaegan@yahoo.com

2006-12-05 01:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by jael 2 · 0 0

Oh! That was terrible! Yes, you're right it's a very old joke.

2006-12-04 22:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0 3

funny

2006-12-04 23:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 6 · 1 1

sooo bad but at least you had a go

2006-12-04 22:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 2

OMG ......................LOL...................that was hilariously funny........tears are running down my cheeks ........lol.
Thanks for sharing and have a great week : - )

2006-12-04 22:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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