A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully
placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is
quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
and more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of
raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the
afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how
was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
2006-12-04 22:08:06 · 14 answers · asked by mrqprfc 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL .....................I think they are a dime a dozen ...lol
but thanks for sharing and that a good one I must say ..lol.
have yourself a great week : - )
2006-12-04 22:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! This guy is generous! Lilypond8 has yet again given the same answer she gives to everybody (That's a good one! LOL! =D ) she must have a boring life. So sad.
2006-12-05 06:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by zorro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The anti-bear coalition is not pleased. The anti-sex coalition is pretending to be protective of bears. And the anti-apathy coalition could care less.
2006-12-05 07:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by Singletary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gee, she sounded more like top shelf to me, but maybe i'm too sensitive
2006-12-05 06:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats messed up good one
2006-12-05 06:13:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-12-05 06:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-05 06:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......too funny. That guy could very well be someone I know....
2006-12-05 06:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by parrothead2371 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-05 06:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,she was only middle-class.....
2006-12-05 06:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by chilling_1ce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋