I'm thinking about creating a personal advert, which of the following drafts do you think sound the best?
Bored, depressed, unemployed, clean, 32 year old male Cure fan seeks 5 disenchanted bi females (C cup minimum, no shorter than 5' 4" in height and aged between 19 to 35 years old) for fresh fruit orgy.
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Unemployable artist, 5' 10", blue/grey eyes, no money, no car, no physique & no sense of humour seeks bored, curvy, busty & attractive lady (brown or green eyes, aged under 50, size dress 16 to 20) with own car for oral and vaginal sex in public places, relationship hopefully to develop into bareback anal sex in local Tesco car park next Wednesday evening between 10 and 11pm.
2006-11-29
22:58:35
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Marriage & Divorce