I'm thinking about creating a personal advert, which of the following drafts do you think sound the best?
Bored, depressed, unemployed, clean, 32 year old male Cure fan seeks 5 disenchanted bi females (C cup minimum, no shorter than 5' 4" in height and aged between 19 to 35 years old) for fresh fruit orgy.
Or
Unemployable artist, 5' 10", blue/grey eyes, no money, no car, no physique & no sense of humour seeks bored, curvy, busty & attractive lady (brown or green eyes, aged under 50, size dress 16 to 20) with own car for oral and vaginal sex in public places, relationship hopefully to develop into bareback anal sex in local Tesco car park next Wednesday evening between 10 and 11pm.
2006-11-29 22:58:35 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Uh...could you be more specific?
2006-11-29 23:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by outdone 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Go for it. I don't think you will get many bites. Be careful of any you do. Most people are not honest enough to just ask for what they want. Funny too.
I agree with the others. The second one is best. Good luck.
I guess some people here have no sense of humor. But then you already knew that.
"Don't let it get you down. It's only castles burning. Find someone who's turning, and you will come around." Neil Young.
2006-11-29 23:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a poor lost boy. You need to sit down and rethink yourself. Maybe see a doctor. How about instead of writing stupid advert on here. Maybe you may want to think about picking up a paper it is called HELP WANTED read those maybe you will have better luck. Well maybe not. Get some help
2006-11-29 23:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by Virginia B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Second
2006-11-29 23:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh wow, i'm getting all of them the time. My prominent between the week: "i favor to blow my incredible load on your face." LOL...WTF? adult males...you may want to be smarter than that to imagine that a lady might want to truly respond to that. yet at the same time as one among my contacts stated he had to bend me over, i change into flattered. So i wager you may want to might want to be a chum.
2016-10-08 00:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by minick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I'll be in asda car park at 7 tonight :-)
2006-11-30 02:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one
2006-11-29 23:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Id say the 1st one.
2006-11-30 08:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I THINK I LIKE THE SECOND ONE. THE INTRO IS WHAT DID IT FOR ME. YOU SAY "UNEMPLOYABLE" INSTEAD OF "UNEMPLOYED" LIKE IN THE FIRST ONE. THAT'S A GOOD THING TO GO AHEAD AND GET OUT THERE IN THE OPEN. WOMEN LIKE TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF WORKING AND THAT YOU WON'T BE PRETENDING TO BE JOB SEARCHING. IT MEANS THAT YOU SHOULD BE FREE FOR EVEN MORE OF ALL OF THAT OTHER WONDERFUL YUMMY STUFF YOU MENTIONED IN THE ADVERT!!!
GOOD LUCK TO YOU, YOU HORNY LITTLE DEVIL. YOU SHOULD DO WELL.
2006-11-29 23:05:46 · answer #9 · answered by LIPPS 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
no one will take either one seriously but you may get lucky with a real desperate woman. what a pervert!
2006-11-30 04:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....don,t expect any good offers to come in your direction..have you thought about joining a sex personal site?
2006-11-29 23:43:49 · answer #11 · answered by hawthorn330 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋