All categories - 27 November 2006

2006-11-27 13:05:28 · 30 answers · asked by jrfike06 2 in Fast Food

2006-11-27 13:05:23 · 14 answers · asked by juicyladii562 1 in Skin Conditions

2006-11-27 13:05:22 · 7 answers · asked by rileypeytonw 1 in Immigration

An Irish girl who had not seen her parents for over five years came home unexpectedly one day. No sooner has she set foot inside the house than her father rounded on her angrily: "Mother of God, Roisin! Where have you been all this time? Look at the state of you, girl! You're wearing lipstick and that skirt barely covers your bottom! You shamless ingrate! You left us without a word on your sixteenth birthday and we've not had so much as a line from you in five years. Why didn't you call? Do you have any idea what you've put your poor Mam through?!"

Roisin started crying and sobbed: "Oh da...I fell in with a bad crowd...sniff...started sleeping around...took drugs...sniff...and then I became a prostitute..."
"Holy Mary!" shouted her father. "What did you say? A PROSTITUTE!? You evil little sinner! You're a disgrace to this family—I don't ever want to see your face again!"

"OK, Da," said Roisin, dying her eyes on an expensive, silk handkerchief. "I only came back to give Mum this fur coat, the title deeds to a ten-bedroomed villa in Spain and a savings account certificate for five million Euros. For my little brother, Sean...I got this gold Rolex, and for you, dearest Da—the 'S' type Jag that's parked outside—plus lifetime membership to the Ballymurphy Golf Club...(takes a deep breath)...and an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve with me on board my new yacht on the French Riviera, and—"

Her Father interrupted and asked: "What was it you said you had become again?"
His daughter started crying again and sobbed: "Sniff...a dirty little ****, Da...sniff...a shameless harlot who sells her body for money...a—a PROSTITUTE!"

Oh! Sweet Bejeesus! The Lord be praised!" exclaimed her father, clasping her to his bosom. "You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said 'a Protestant.' Come here and give your Da a kiss!"

2006-11-27 13:05:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 13:05:16 · 3 answers · asked by Tinx_Kriz 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-27 13:05:15 · 2 answers · asked by LaDyLuCk 2 in Internet

wen it comes 2 milk? blue, red, orange cap?

2006-11-27 13:05:14 · 35 answers · asked by e 2 in Polls & Surveys

ok for the most part i have been single , living the it up, but i noticed that i am missing something in my life. i realized that i was lonely and that i wanted to date someone.
The only problem is that i have had so many bad relationships with girls that i have no idea how to accept anyone anymore.
I used to accept women for who they are but that was changed when whoever i dated, people would look down upon me and ask me "why did i date them?"
Well now a days i do indeed have standards for a girlfriend but whenever i begin to like someone, they either say no or have a boyfriend
or the girls that do want to go out with me want me to date them, but i do not want to and they get anygry when i reject them

now a days my standards are that i want a beautiful girl that accepts me for who i am and would care about me and visa versa

is there anything wrong with me?

2006-11-27 13:05:13 · 5 answers · asked by Patrick Teh III 2 in Singles & Dating

Why do you feel you possess the knowledge that deities do not exist? How is lack of "proof" proof of anything? Most importantly, why does Atheism make more sense to you than Agnosticism? Try not to answer with "God doesn't exist, that's why" because that's too similar to the Christian retort that "God exists, that's why". I'm just trying to understand why you would rule out any one possibility.

2006-11-27 13:05:12 · 10 answers · asked by Pico 7 in Religion & Spirituality

whenever you print something the printing properties are always on color and standard. is there a way to change the defaults to whatever you want, so i dont have to keep going into properties everytime, cause i mostly print in B/W. i tried making a profile but that doesnt change the defaults. thanks

2006-11-27 13:05:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Printers

2006-11-27 13:05:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

hi,
i'm finishing up my college history research paper and when i started the 'works cited' page i realized i was missing the city of publication.

you see, i don't have the actual book with me, i made copies of it in the library and took down the information for 'works cited' page.

is general there a website that i can check for the book's city of publication?

please help, and i thank for any answers in advance

2006-11-27 13:05:08 · 3 answers · asked by Alexa L 3 in Higher Education (University +)

Claiming to "believe" in evolution, like it was a relgion, is not what I am referring to. I am asking what impact on ones political identity does a thourough understanding of evolution create?

In my mind, it clearly would push someone towards the right, I dont see how it could not. After all, if religion is a farse, then why constrain the necessity of "survival" the pacifism of Christian morality which is based on a farse? Why love your enemy, as the left does? Arent leftists mostly Christian?

As Nietzsche advised, I would throw away this "slave morality" which slows human progress and create my own, more rational moral code. Like for example: Peace is always in the interest of the community so long as the policy or means doesnt iteself create significant danger.

Leftist morality is derived from a noxious blend of Christian morality, Marxism, and weakness. To truely understand evolution is to vomitt at the very thought of such a view.

2006-11-27 13:05:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm in a office Secret Santa program benefitting a local charity and I'm supposed to buy a gift for a 17-year old girl with a $25 spending cap. All I know about her is her shirt size. Suggestions would be appreciated!

2006-11-27 13:05:01 · 14 answers · asked by mj365 1 in Christmas

2006-11-27 13:05:00 · 12 answers · asked by Josh A 1 in Etiquette

I want to try them out and challange myself
since im studying it at the moment

2006-11-27 13:04:56 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

what is it effect on pipe &pressure chart of the the phenomena and how can avoid it?

2006-11-27 13:04:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

Also When one party goes to another state to visit and does not return , with your child, and has no intention of returning, is this then kidnapping?They have now been gone for 4 mths. He said I will never see my child again and refuses to let me see him.

2006-11-27 13:04:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

WELL! knock me over with a feather. who else a. sat on the edges of their seats? and b. was SIMPLY SHOCKED that kellerman killed mahone? i was SHOCKED! i almost fell over myself lol. he KILLED him! but that's the EXACT same thing mahone did to tweener too! so...? lol. BUT WHO WAS SHOCKED AND ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEAT? now i REALLY can't wait for January! anyone else? comments?

2006-11-27 13:04:45 · 9 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Television

because it happened to esther greenwood in the bell jar and it happened to the person in wasted and both of them had issues like i think they were both depressed. and both books were based on real stories, i think. it hasn't happened 2 me or ne1 i kno tho, im just curious.

2006-11-27 13:04:44 · 3 answers · asked by redundantredundancy 3 in Mental Health

I have black bump on my right hand on the top right corner in between my pinky and thumb.i was fighting for a chair and i got a purble blue bump and then after a few weeks it now black.is the blood dead?should i go to the doctors?anything serious?

2006-11-27 13:04:43 · 9 answers · asked by Speeding D 4 in Injuries

... say the "n" word. I cannot believe Yahoo blocks that word.

2006-11-27 13:04:40 · 33 answers · asked by theodore r 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

it was from E-mails Bill Gates added at the end of it

2006-11-27 13:04:38 · 16 answers · asked by Severo a 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-11-27 13:04:37 · 5 answers · asked by diques1018 4 in Insurance & Registration

2006-11-27 13:04:33 · 56 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

my mom is bipolar, she found out about 5 or 6 yrs ago so she is disabled and cannot work she is getting ssi but its not enough to run a house, im the only one working and im working 2 jobs to keep up with the bills but i feel like im being used , she babysits my lil girl and everything she does for me or my kid she has to throw it in my face and to her im the worst thing in the world im starting to get frustrated with her and her bipolar clicks i mean my friends call me stupid because i put up with it and she treats me like a 10 yr old she complains about everything , if i start dating someone ( i already am she dont know him though) its a big deal she doesnt want me to leave my kid to go out and she doesnt wanna babysit eaither therefore i cant go out i have a really close female friend and because im close to her she thinks my friend is a lesbian (im not gay) i wanna move out but i dont know what to do!!! im going crazy she is going to killme before im 30 help me please

2006-11-27 13:04:31 · 11 answers · asked by ~*Berry Me*~ 3 in Family

Do you think it's pathological or wrong to get a crush on a video game character? I mean they're obviously not real. But I just am in total awe of Baralai from Final Fantasy X-2 and Basch from Final Fantasy XII. (the newest one out now). Of course they remind me of somebody I know in real life, so they're not completely illusionary I guess.

2006-11-27 13:04:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

and how much is 6 million scoville

2006-11-27 13:04:30 · 6 answers · asked by dmzmed 1 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-11-27 13:04:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Non-Alcoholic Drinks