All categories - 19 November 2006

2006-11-19 03:51:53 · 6 answers · asked by westminster 1 in Other - Home & Garden

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

2006-11-19 03:51:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i am looking for some information about surrogate mother.

And i wanna ask you on this.


Suppose that there is a couple.

they have faith in each other, live honestly, love each other..

but they became sterile.

Can you be a surrogate mother for them?

if so, why?


as for me, i would be willing to be a surrogate mother..

i think dedicating just one year for poignant couple can be
a valuable thing..

what do u think?

2006-11-19 03:51:37 · 8 answers · asked by lee_regina01 1 in Pregnancy

I'm scheduled to have outpatient surgery on Monday, Nov. 27. I just inherited my husbands head cold, will this cause my surgery to be cancelled?

2006-11-19 03:51:37 · 5 answers · asked by Beth 2 in Medicine

Mine is Alexander Hamilton. He made the United States what it is today through his economic policies and he is from a foreign country like I am.

2006-11-19 03:51:35 · 17 answers · asked by bumpocooper 5 in Politics

x^2 - 96 = 0

2006-11-19 03:51:33 · 10 answers · asked by jazminda S 1 in Mathematics

"Certainly", said the man, and left the room! A few minutes later he returned looking pleased with himself. "Where have you been?" said the interviewer. The man said, " I've just given the Doorman a good hiding!".

2006-11-19 03:51:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is he one of the brothers that is on that Sunday night t.v. show called "Brothers and Sisters"? He looks like one of the brothers on the show. Is it?

2006-11-19 03:51:28 · 2 answers · asked by brunettebabe 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-19 03:51:26 · 6 answers · asked by fasawax 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-19 03:51:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Special Education

2006-11-19 03:51:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment

2006-11-19 03:50:50 · 10 answers · asked by Quantin E 1 in Internet

I'm scheduled to have outpatient surgery on Monday, Nov. 27. I just inherited my husbands head cold, will this cause my surgery to be cancelled?

2006-11-19 03:50:47 · 4 answers · asked by Beth 2 in Other - Diseases

How powerful are the biggest radio telescope transmitters? If they transmitted something into deep space, would it go on forever?

2006-11-19 03:50:41 · 7 answers · asked by chriswork1191 1 in Astronomy & Space

Ratio for Silver to Gold is about 1:50. Silver is about $12 per oz and Gold is $600 per oz. What is keeping Silver price from appreciably rising?

2006-11-19 03:50:36 · 2 answers · asked by Steve1VA 1 in Investing

2006-11-19 03:50:35 · 19 answers · asked by mouthbreather77 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-19 03:50:34 · 26 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

Please do not waste your time answering Linda J's questions on homeschooling. This is just Clemence J who has gotten a new ID, likely because she was reported so many times for asking the same questions over and over again.

Of course, there's no harm in you giving a quick reply to her messages and getting your 2 points. :) And maybe taking the time to report her?

2006-11-19 03:50:32 · 11 answers · asked by glurpy 7 in Home Schooling

Gals!! Who's hotter??
1. Brad Pitt
2.George Clooney
3. Zac Efron
4. Lucas Grabeel

Guys!! Who's hotter??
1.Paris Hilton
2.Nicole Richie
3.Catherine Zeta-Jones
4.Brittany Spears

VOTE!!!!!!

If you don't like any of these people, then who do you like????????

2006-11-19 03:50:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-19 03:49:56 · 14 answers · asked by Gary 2 in Politics

Have you heard what's happening these days? Day cares are not safe in my opinion. How can you let someone you dont even know take care of your child? They may have a good impression but once you leave, you have no idea what is going to happen! Escpecially babies! There was this one lady that actually HUNG a baby upside down! I mean, ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? no way! DO any of you feel this way? Or do you feel extra safe about it? My friend's aunt pays $800 every WEEK for day care. My friend's mom was like, UH NO. I AM NOT PAYING THAT MUCH, I DONT CARE HOW RICH THIS COMMUNITY IS. NO WAY!

2006-11-19 03:49:55 · 20 answers · asked by la. 3 in Parenting

2006-11-19 03:49:43 · 23 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys

to clean wood cupboards without taking any of the finishing off?

2006-11-19 03:49:30 · 9 answers · asked by pam h 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-11-19 03:49:25 · 5 answers · asked by MARTHA A 1 in Languages

Im kinda confused
:/

2006-11-19 03:49:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

There's guy who loves me and I love him to but there are other guys out there that find me attractive and want to be with me but I don't know how to deal with it.

2006-11-19 03:49:19 · 8 answers · asked by midnight princess 2 in Singles & Dating

my boyfriend left to New York yesterday, and well, I just want to know if love works even when you're 6000 miles away...

2006-11-19 03:49:17 · 35 answers · asked by annie 2 in Singles & Dating

I Have 1996 Dodge Neon,4 cycl engine.SOHC.But where my plugs go, there is oil that leaks out of that. Why is it? It leaks out of the 1st, 3rd, 4th plug. The runs great, has 117,755 miles, but I would like to know what causes this so maybe I can have it fixed. Any help is appreciated. Thank you.

2006-11-19 03:49:10 · 6 answers · asked by americangurl_28 5 in Dodge

I had this recipe and it was a HIT anywhere I took it, but I've lost it! Anyone have it?

2006-11-19 03:49:04 · 1 answers · asked by carolscreation 4 in Cooking & Recipes

mine is juicy fruit!

2006-11-19 03:49:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys