An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
2006-11-19 03:51:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 out of 10 for you!
***This is my first ever answer! Cool!***
2006-11-19 05:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dibship 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...like it
Hear about the 2 gay ghosts?
They used to enjoy putting the willies up each other
2006-11-19 12:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he covered in sheet ?
2006-11-19 11:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fantastic another classic from you Mr.finnlarry
2006-11-19 11:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! you are on a roll!!
2006-11-19 11:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very funny!
2006-11-19 11:54:08 · answer #6 · answered by Gabriel D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha...............good one.
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your week ahead : - )
2006-11-19 11:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha
2006-11-19 12:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by TheLizardKing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2006-11-19 13:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, no ****!
2006-11-19 12:12:13 · answer #10 · answered by Everyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋