A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the
man's weiner
off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The
little
girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the weiner
smacked
their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
sexual at
such a young age, the father replied, It....it was only a bug,
Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
moment said
"Sure had a big ****, didn't it?"
2006-11-15
00:06:27
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Anonymous
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Jokes & Riddles