A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the
man's weiner
off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The
little
girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the weiner
smacked
their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
sexual at
such a young age, the father replied, It....it was only a bug,
Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
moment said
"Sure had a big ****, didn't it?"
2006-11-15 00:06:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OUCH !!! NOW I think the father fainted when he got home.
2006-11-15 02:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by mich01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I actually have a incredibly stable one from while i became little. i became 4 years previous, and that i became drowsing in a bunk mattress with my brother on good. I awaken in direction of the nighttime and it recognized like there have been bugs everywhere! there have been super ladybugs, spiders, each and every thing! So in a panic attack I wakened my brother lol, and he suggested there have been no bugs everywhere. He suggested to coach on the lights so he would desire to ascertain them, and that i suggested the bugs have been everywhere in the mild swap! So he finally got here down and became the mild on himself, and by surprise the bugs have been all long previous! To as we communicate time, i'm very perplexed at what I observed, because of the fact i comprehend that I observed bugs everywhere in the room very needless to say. and then there became this different time while i became on holiday in south united statesa., and that i went to the bathing room in the nighttime and there became an excellent spider in the corner. as quickly as back I panicked lol, yet I didnt wake everyone up this time. I only close the door and tried to pass back to sleep. Then the subsequent morning my brother went to the bathing room and observed the spider and screamed, i became giggling so no longer worry-free. He became pissed nonetheless that I only left it there in the bathing room lol.
2016-10-15 13:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2006-11-15 00:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by rives 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lmao
2006-11-15 00:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-15 00:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by hct c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good one !
2006-11-15 00:08:12 · answer #6 · answered by silverearth1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
today's children! wow !
2006-11-15 00:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BEST LAUGH OF THE DAY.
GOOD ONE.
2006-11-15 00:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by crane1951@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2006-11-15 00:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by i have no idea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS STUPID sry bout caps
2006-11-15 00:09:00 · answer #10 · answered by Robert A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋