Rule 1: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow party goers.
Rule 2: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Rule 3: It is okay for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
A. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
B. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
C. After wrecking your boss' car.
D. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game" movie.
E. When she is using her teeth.
Rule 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bale a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
Rule 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever -- unless you actually marry her.
2006-11-15 00:04:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just for those of you who cannot read this is jokes and riddles there does not have to be a question
2006-11-15 00:10:24 · update #1
and the question is?
2006-11-15 00:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by bikbokkop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
truely a guy's guide!
2006-11-15 00:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by simm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, eh ?
2006-11-15 00:16:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was that about??
2006-11-15 00:35:48 · answer #4 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat?
2006-11-15 00:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋