Adam & Eve experienced reason after eating the fruit of knowledge. Why would God want to create man without reason*? Why is reason given to us by the snake**? Either man was not meant to have reason or man was not ready for reason. When would we be ready for reason? If Eve would never have eaten the fruit, would God eventually have give man the fruit of knowledge***? Or would He allow man to live out their proverbial life in ignorant bliss, like children not aware of the due mortgage and a NSF notice on the checking account. What was man capable of knowing before he ate the fruit? After man ate the fruit what did he experience differently? Why did God forbid the fruit? A test? Maybe we passed and got free reign of our own destiny? Why did man have to leave Eden**** after eating the forbidden fruit, because we purposefully disobeyed God? Was leaving Eden the result of receiving reason? Did we know that that was the punishment? Did God make us aware of the complications of eating the forbidden fruit, or were we too ignorant to understand such a complicated concept? Did we do an “Awwww, Damn!” When we realized what we did, did Adam slap Eve. B-itch! Was the forbidden fruit, sex? Did Adam knock up Eve and gained reason when she missed a month. No wait. That was her punishment – the menstrual cycle and a painful child birth. Why would God give some women a death sentence, then? That’s not a loving god. Why are people expected to love a god that might punish your wife at child birth for the sins of the first woman eons ago?
*Is reason a gift? Ignorance is Bliss – child? Not aware.
**Who is the snake? Why a snake? Fear of reptiles? Species stereotype. Why would we have fear for one of God’s creatures? Some snakes are genetically engineered “Badass, f--k you up killing machines (example: spitting cobra)” that’s why!
***Is there a parallel reality where man actually didn’t eat the fruit? F--k theory M.
****Where was Eden, is Eden susceptible to climate change? Would climate be changing if man never ate the fruit? Why fruit? Isn’t fruit positive? What is real forbidden fruit, poison vegetation?
2006-11-14
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