One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in a small yorkshire village wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townsfolk sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Lucifer appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Lucifer a bit. Lucifer walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "of course i do"
Lucifer says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "hell no of course i'm not"
Lucifer, concerned, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "hey man i have been married to your god damned sister for 25 years thats why"
2006-10-22
03:20:24
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