One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in a small yorkshire village wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townsfolk sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Lucifer appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Lucifer a bit. Lucifer walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "of course i do"
Lucifer says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "hell no of course i'm not"
Lucifer, concerned, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "hey man i have been married to your god damned sister for 25 years thats why"
2006-10-22 03:20:24 · 9 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
absolutely hilarious it made laugh and everyone i emailed it to xxxxxxxxx
2006-10-22 03:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tis a good joke but read it a few weeks ago sorry
2006-10-22 03:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny. Liked it very much.
2006-10-22 04:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by sharon r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hopes u didn't married yet - a classic joke
2006-10-22 03:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, enjoyed that
2006-10-22 08:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.I'll use that tomorrow.
2006-10-22 03:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by Katrina Van Tassel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?thats not even funny
2006-10-22 04:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. fantastic Shane, you really have cheered me up, thanks hun!!!.xxxx
2006-10-22 03:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
argh fell off my chair because i was laughing too much, someone help me up......................hellooo............
anyone there.................................
Ah well thanks for making me laugh anyway xXxXx
2006-10-22 03:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋