so, theres this old lady who has cancer and lives alone with her cat in her big mansion, so she is sent to the hospital because its her final day, and she has one visitor, it's her missing daughter she lost about 20 years ago. So the daughter said"mom, how are you?" and the mom says " im dying, honey, can you do one last thing for me?" and the daughter says" yea, what?" so she says "take care of my ol' puss y for me."
2006-10-21
19:03:56
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