All categories - 19 October 2006

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroomdoor, she heard
> >>>>>a strangebuzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
> >>>>>observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a
> >>>>>vibrator.
> >>>>>Shocked, she asked,"What in the world are you doing?" The
>
> >>>>>daughter replied,"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
> >>>>>this thing is about as close
> >>>>>I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
> >>>>>alone."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from
> >>>>>the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the
> >>>>>room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her
> >>>>>vibrator. When he questioned her as to what she was doing, the
> >>>>>daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
> >>>>>this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! so
> >>>>>Please, go away and leave me
>alone."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
> >>>>>placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now
> >>>>>familiar buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family
> >>>>>room. She cautiously entered that area and observed her husband
> >>>>>sitting on the couch, staring at the TV with the vibrator next
> >>>>>to him buzzing like crazy.
> >>>>>The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband
> >>>>>replied,
> >>>>>"I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."

2006-10-19 20:16:30 · 28 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Or any other suggestions on how to use adobo seasoning

2006-10-19 20:16:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Ethnic Cuisine

Not too long ago the Edmonton Journal printed an article .... about a gentleman, that told some young boys on the transit bus to be quiet. The boys beat that man to death ... and no one on the bus lifed a finger to help him. Would you have helped him?

2006-10-19 20:15:59 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Carol♥ 7 in Other - News & Events

I heard that drinking alcohol in moderation and only once in awhile can in cases be more beneficial than drinking no alcohol at all. True? What alcohol if any should be avoided? On the vice versa side I heard that it would be better off not to drink at all cause one drink alone can do you in. Is that only true of people with liver or kidney problems or is it true of everyone? I currently don't drink but there have been times when I REALLY really want to, and I want to be assured that what I'm doing is OK but it would be nice to know that having one drink is OK as well.

2006-10-19 20:15:53 · 9 answers · asked by crownofmia 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-10-19 20:15:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2006-10-19 20:15:37 · 8 answers · asked by Erin K 1 in Other - Health

Does it mean when you very first see them,or just an instant overflow of attraction at any given time of knowing them?........................Do you believe in it?

2006-10-19 20:15:30 · 11 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-19 20:15:16 · 2 answers · asked by ineedtrees 1 in Card Games

2006-10-19 20:15:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

I don't know if "suspicious" is the right word, I just feel downright weird when someone asks me what name we've picked out for our future daughter. And most people won't take NO for an answer! My boss practically dragged it out of me, even when I told her I was uncomfortable talking about it.

My husband and I don't even refer to her by her name yet. I'm 36 weeks along, and we still call her "the baby" or just "it." And now that the grandparents know what we're naming her, they refer to her by name all the time, which makes me crazy.

I'm weird, huh...?

2006-10-19 20:15:12 · 9 answers · asked by clueless: please be kind 3 in Pregnancy

how do u think about the tax we pay for education while the school dropout rate is significantly high??

2006-10-19 20:15:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

I'm together with a man that has 3 daughters and got divorse from an 18 year marriage. We have a 1 year old son, he is the perfect father, and a very good man, but the fact that he has 3 daughters kill me, and that he was married before also. I'm not happy like that, it's something I can't live with but I want for my baby to have the family I didn't. What should I do?

2006-10-19 20:14:48 · 14 answers · asked by Heidys P 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-19 20:14:44 · 4 answers · asked by Erin K 1 in Other - Health

2006-10-19 20:14:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

4 to the power x minus 4 to the power x-1 equal to 24.

X=?

2006-10-19 20:14:22 · 13 answers · asked by D J 2 in Mathematics

There are lots of digital cameras and other devices that will accept up to a 2 gb sd card. With the advent of 4 gb cards- will these devices also accept cards with higher amounts of storage capacity? Or will they reject a 4 gb card? If so, why?

2006-10-19 20:14:21 · 3 answers · asked by Brento! 4 in Camcorders

Be impartial when answering please!!!

2006-10-19 20:14:19 · 26 answers · asked by princess_29_71 1 in Immigration

we have all been hurt and left borken , so why do they only blame the guys , you girls are just as bad if you look at it , so dont just blame the males , and the answer to the question is ???????

2006-10-19 20:13:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"


His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".



Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

2006-10-19 20:13:39 · 28 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What math operation is needed to determine how much each child receives?

2006-10-19 20:13:32 · 7 answers · asked by jojobesp 1 in Higher Education (University +)

does he hate me now?

will the business take off?

2006-10-19 20:13:31 · 11 answers · asked by DOMINATUS 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

" I'm a gangsta, i'm a straight up pimp. "

2006-10-19 20:13:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the virus name is JS/Psyme

2006-10-19 20:13:16 · 5 answers · asked by sohaa 1 in Security

for example:
-loves asking q's on Y!A
-thinks she looks like nicole richie
-can stand when people yawn w/out covering mouth

2006-10-19 20:13:13 · 7 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 20:13:10 · 27 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why do SOME Americans are so proud of themselve?

Economy- The japanese average salary range are much higher than the Americans. For example, all the americans working in the American military base want to pay by the japanese goverment instead of the american goverment, because the japanese goverment pay much better.

Political- freedom- I am pretty sure the Canadian government gave its citizens much more freedom than the American gov. For instance- freedom of speech, legal drinking age, drug policy( too much contorl over it, it doesnt seem like its better than canada tho, the US had much more drug violence than canada), gay marriage, etc.

Appearence- For sure European are much much better( no matter face(better , body(american are fat), and fashion, american fashion are crap (Abercorombie has no style at all, pretty much the same thing in the shop, but american are so crazy about it),

Smartness-- American are not the smartest people in the world, prob the Chinese are

2006-10-19 20:13:10 · 35 answers · asked by IC 1 in Politics

These companys ask you to pay shipping and handling for free information on their business opportunity without telling you what it is. They post testimonials but no one says how they made their money.

2006-10-19 20:13:07 · 1 answers · asked by stuman 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Last question for the night and the last chance for me to give 10 points away.
Who is the most inspiring person you have ever met and why do they inspire you?

2006-10-19 20:12:49 · 6 answers · asked by Searcher 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 20:12:44 · 16 answers · asked by Aparna 1 in Etiquette

Is it when your caught between two worlds?

2006-10-19 20:12:42 · 16 answers · asked by Jayson M 1 in Religion & Spirituality