As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroomdoor, she heard
> >>>>>a strangebuzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
> >>>>>observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a
> >>>>>vibrator.
> >>>>>Shocked, she asked,"What in the world are you doing?" The
>
> >>>>>daughter replied,"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
> >>>>>this thing is about as close
> >>>>>I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
> >>>>>alone."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from
> >>>>>the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the
> >>>>>room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her
> >>>>>vibrator. When he questioned her as to what she was doing, the
> >>>>>daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
> >>>>>this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! so
> >>>>>Please, go away and leave me
>alone."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
> >>>>>placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now
> >>>>>familiar buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family
> >>>>>room. She cautiously entered that area and observed her husband
> >>>>>sitting on the couch, staring at the TV with the vibrator next
> >>>>>to him buzzing like crazy.
> >>>>>The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband
> >>>>>replied,
> >>>>>"I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
2006-10-19 20:16:30 · 28 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it.you seem to know all the good oldies.lol. forgot i heard them once upon a time.have a great day!
2006-10-19 20:20:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant - an absolute cracker!!!! - already sending it round my workplace (to those people who have my sense of humour)!
2006-10-19 20:23:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that was effin funny
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2006-10-19 21:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha great keep em comming
2006-10-19 20:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, can't stop laughing
2006-10-20 02:30:54 · answer #5 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.my laugh for today.i will just Tex it to my mate.
2006-10-22 10:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny and original.
2006-10-19 20:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by Veronique 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, u r so crazy, but i like ur peom
2006-10-19 20:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by DIMPLES 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one.
2006-10-19 20:31:59 · answer #9 · answered by thinkofmealwayslver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good thank you!
2006-10-19 20:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋