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Heh, yeah, Im russian and Im married to a black man, and I love his family, and me and my black neighbors are very cool, but I really wanna find a black girl to have fun with. All black girls I met seemed so cold.. Why is it so?

2006-10-11 09:41:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

i have long curly hair but cant wear it down with out frizz and i dont have the time to straighten it i need something i can do every morning and wear my hair down with out a lot of frizz and my hair is kind of damged and i want to get it back to normal and wear it down so pleas help and i need something i can buy from a sallys or small hair shop or something i can use from home like a remedie

2006-10-11 09:41:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2006-10-11 09:41:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

in Iraw because of Bush's policies.

2006-10-11 09:41:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:
1. You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
1. This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers.
2. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements.
3. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon.
4. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken.
3. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

2006-10-11 09:41:28 · 7 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Jokes & Riddles

It says to find the height of a trapozoid with bases equal to 10ft and 18ft, I don't know to find the height though!
Can anyone give me a formula?

2006-10-11 09:41:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2006-10-11 09:41:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in London

is there any way to tell which it is weather it is disabled of weather it is dicontinued

2006-10-11 09:41:22 · 2 answers · asked by Wendy C 1 in Internet

2006-10-11 09:41:19 · 24 answers · asked by mnteer111 1 in Celebrities

I am using an OLD sears kenmore. For some reason the thread keeps coming out of the needle when I try to sew.

2006-10-11 09:41:18 · 7 answers · asked by kristina 3 in Hobbies & Crafts

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i know that i need to teech my 2 year old how to use his potty but i have not got any patience. any tips? how do i know when is the best time

2006-10-11 09:41:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

2006-10-11 09:41:12 · 9 answers · asked by zionel@sbcglobal.net 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-11 09:41:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

In my Jr. High we had a lot of old (most from 1905-1960) magazines which I would read. I have been attempting to find the following stories, but have no clue as to the authors or the titles. Any help would be appreciated.
1) "The Revenge of Mother." ? A woman with a large family & a daughter that is getting married finds out that her husband is building a new barn & not the house he promised her 20 years ago. So when he goes out of town she moves into the barn & renovates it into a decent living space for her family. Neighbors think she is insane & wait for her husband to "fix" the situation. She wins.

2) Two ladies are gardening & talking about the tripods that landed earlier in the week. There have been no attacks, & no alien sightings. One of the women, as she is spraying her garden, notices that the Tripods are just making some pink clouds.

3)A space marine is on a planet being chased by a violent alien. The whole story is mostly flashbacks, but the alien is human.

2006-10-11 09:41:04 · 5 answers · asked by speranzacampbell 5 in Books & Authors

2006-10-11 09:41:04 · 40 answers · asked by lisa b 1 in Parenting

I have suffered with it for yrs but it developed into guttate psoriasis over 2yrs ago,its manageable on most areas except my face & scalp,i seem to be havin very bad spells on my face recently & its making me very self conscious coz i can see people starin at it when they are talkin to me. I have been to specialists with this but nothing seems to work!!! help please!!!

2006-10-11 09:40:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

who do you think would win in a fight between the two do-gooders and why and how?

2006-10-11 09:40:50 · 7 answers · asked by jamz 5 in Polls & Surveys

to go to the all night flea market? I want to go at 2 or 3am, but she says no way. What's her problem? It would be fun.

2006-10-11 09:40:46 · 30 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-11 09:40:43 · 8 answers · asked by MaryJane 2 in Singles & Dating

y^2-y+5/y+4

2006-10-11 09:40:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Well, my b/f and I have been together for 6 months now. We moved way too fast. He had just gotten out of a 6 year relationship and I had been engaged a year before him and I met. I was past all my issues, but he left her after not being happy for 2 years and immediately dated me. I know it's too fast. We both know it, but we're trying to work through this. We both do not trust each other!!!! I have my doubts about him and he's got his about me. I know that's normal in a relationship but what can we do to get past this and trust each other!!! Everytime we fight it's about trust! I HATE THIS!!!!!

2006-10-11 09:40:25 · 5 answers · asked by inlovewow 4 in Singles & Dating

she is pregnant and I sort of adopted her from the neighborhood(she was abandoned) I can't get her into a carrier to take her to the vet yet any suggestions?

2006-10-11 09:40:25 · 12 answers · asked by seminoleswty 3 in Cats

It is a question for a homework assiment!

2006-10-11 09:40:24 · 1 answers · asked by Spring 2 in Biology

is it the eagles the bengals or the bears, who ever get it right get ten points.

2006-10-11 09:40:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

The blues brothers what do you like about it the most !

Did you get me my cheese whiz boy?

I know this is a movie qustion under polls and surveys but i love you people on polls so much better : )

2006-10-11 09:40:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

makes the most mistakes in the drive thru,as far as your order?

2006-10-11 09:40:18 · 16 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys

Can fruit be dried in a regular gas oven? If so how do you do it?

2006-10-11 09:40:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

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