to go to the all night flea market? I want to go at 2 or 3am, but she says no way. What's her problem? It would be fun.
2006-10-11 09:40:46 · 30 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Okay, here is the plan.
Ask your cute neighbor if you can party at her house. Promise you will help her with the handyman projects a week beforehand. After the holes are drilled, let the neighbor know you are going to move the party to the flea market and invite her to come along.
You invite her sister, her ex roomate from college and your new neighbor who needed a drill, the bachelor party stripper you nailed, the strip mall quickie woman, and lots of cute bachelors to a birthday surprise party for your wife.
The night before you tell her the plan you should whisper in her ear while she is sleeping these magical words, "BOGO, 1/2 off, Clearance sale, BOGO....."
Pick your wife up from work at the mall on her birthday. Blindfold her. Give her a ride on your mean machine all the way to the airport. I'm sure she will be screaming in the dark like usual. Take off the blindfold right when you step off the plane to skydive over the flea market!!!
As a special treat, I know you will let her shop without her hands being tied up. Have her change into the clothes you broght for the party, the role-playing "Alice-from-the-Brady-Bunch maid
outfit."
Be sure you have lots and lots of ice cream, green leafy vegetables, vodka, and of course...sausage!
The whole night will be so fun and full of surprises she will not be able to fall asleep. But please please when you get back home don't dribble your ammo at her. She deserves a strong fire.............from your water gun.
(Whew! Did that take 4ever!!!!!!! Have a great day!)
2006-10-11 13:12:29 · answer #1 · answered by lofolulu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just a thought...do you have kids? Does she work? Is she a stay at home mom? All these things may be WHY she doesn't want to "go" at 2-3am. My husband tries the same thing, and I say NO WAY! People need sleep, especially when they work or have kids.
Just a suggestion...try normal hours. Also, try romance. I know, it's a stretch....I mean, who uses romance anymore right? But nothing gets a lady excited like her guy doing more than simply thrusting and saying, "hey, wanna do it?" Flowers, dinner, night out on the town. Give it a try.
2006-10-11 09:45:12 · answer #2 · answered by Heck if I know! 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't nobody want to go to a flea market at 2 or 3am. Are you tweeking or something? Maybe if you give her a ******** she will wake up.
2006-10-11 09:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by katherine t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if my husband wakes me up at that time of the morning... better not be for flea markets. if you really want to go plan ahead. maybe she can rest during the day or take a nap earlier in the night. work together on this
2006-10-11 10:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by mamma bird 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flea market at 3 am ? Hmmm... maybe you should join it and go on the road for a while. Good Luck ! :)
2006-10-11 09:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you go to the flea market so early in the morning? Let her sleep. You will be glad you did! :)
2006-10-11 09:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Doze in her drink with out her knowledge... Really bad Idea! There is nothing that will get her more pissed off than slipping a mickey in her drink. It is somewhere betreen deliberate poisoning and drugging a victim.
2006-10-11 09:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by dpon62 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At 2 or 3am most people enjoy sleeping.
2006-10-11 09:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by deepwaters05 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No Doz!? IS that all you could come up with? Shoot her *** full of Crystal Meth, that'll cure the skank! Or better yet, avoid the possible jail-time and get better acquainted with Rosey Palm and her five sisters!
You're such a loser!!!
2006-10-11 09:49:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe she is way to tired from doing chorse around the house etc while you are goofing off. Help her out some, to take some of the load off her and then maybe she will be willing to swallow your load every once in a while... if ya know what I mean.
2006-10-11 09:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by josh/julie m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋