All categories - 4 October 2006

2006-10-04 07:32:12 · 14 answers · asked by cheddarbob2121 2 in Men's Health

Hormones:


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his ownhands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: May I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: May I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Plainly; Men Suck
11. Pack My Stuff

........And my favorite one...
12. Potential Murder Suspect



And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.



Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

Here, have some chocolate.

2006-10-04 07:32:06 · 15 answers · asked by bobtraskjr 1 in Jokes & Riddles

"slower traffic keep right" when you get in trouble for going over the speed limit? Is that for people who want to go under the speed limit?

2006-10-04 07:32:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-10-04 07:31:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

ok well I have been chatting with this guy online and he seems to be Mr. perfect. He knows just what to say to make me laugh, smile and to brighten my day. I live in Texas and he lives in Cali. We have been talking and I told him I want to go visit him so that we can see how things go if we even hit it off and he seems ok with it, but all my friends think I am crazy, they all tell me I should not go. What do you think shoudl I or shouldn't i? Is it all too good to be true? What should I do?

2006-10-04 07:31:53 · 34 answers · asked by ? 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-04 07:31:53 · 9 answers · asked by mary 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-04 07:31:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 07:31:50 · 4 answers · asked by rania c 1 in Home Schooling

I'd like to know of schools in larger cities with good, comprehensive master's degree programs in theatre performance. Perhaps in Texas?

2006-10-04 07:31:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

Explain why.

2006-10-04 07:31:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I'm looking for a sweet guy that is honest and confident in himself. Preferably bigger in size and interested in arts, music, etc. if interested, a link to my profile is http://myYearbook.com/cheyenne/

2006-10-04 07:31:43 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I've been getting vibes that my g/f's mother has the hots for me.
I know my girl tells her mom everything we do - all the nice things I say, do for her - even the wild sex we have. She told her mom everything. I can't belive she told her mom that we did it once in her mom's room. Well, her mom who is a widow misses sex alot. (Been 3 years according to my girl) When we were alone, her mom told me I could stay in her basement bedroom without rent as long as I cut the grass and satisfy her sexually. She said her daughter wouldn't have to know - our secret she said. She was really serious b/c she doesn't want to go to bars to be hooked up worrying about diseases, besides she doesn't drink, and doesn't have much of friends cause they moved here to this town few months ago.She says that she wouldn't ask if she thought I was a bad person - but b/c I am a such a nice guy she's asking me.
She says think about it after moving in. Either way no rent - which is great for college guy like me.

2006-10-04 07:31:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I won't say the age of my daughter, I just want to know if there is a legal age that kids can be home alone, ie after school. My daughter is very mature for her years, but I don't think she's off a legal age to be home alone, although I trust her completely.Alot of kids are roaming the street, out playing in the dark having to take care of tehmselves at a far younger age. If anyone knows any info I will pleased to hear from you

2006-10-04 07:31:40 · 21 answers · asked by Andrea 2 in Family

What is the system that is used for generating one's social security number? i.e. year born, location etc?

2006-10-04 07:31:30 · 5 answers · asked by b_wurl 2 in Trivia

2006-10-04 07:31:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 07:31:16 · 4 answers · asked by em_lady_em 1 in Friends

my dog is 15 months old. he's really good at going to the backyard everymorning to pee-pee, but when i leave him indoors surrounded by pee pads and newspapers he'll still go to areas where it's not covered.

2006-10-04 07:31:08 · 15 answers · asked by msaechao 2 in Dogs

2006-10-04 07:31:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

When I was in High School me & a few friends once snatched up this nerdy kid & gave him a swirlie in the boy's bathroom. (Swirlie = being where you flush a person's head in the toilet as a humilating prank) ...Well, turns out that later on in life this kid killed himself & unknown to me I was dating his sister for 2 months. One morning I woke up to find myself bound in front of the toilet with her standing over me. (I still have no idea how I got there) I was scared shitless as Becca (that's the girl I was dating) was standing over me & she told me about her brother & how he killed himself because he got picked on so much. It seems I had getting played the whole time & Becca was never really intrested in me, but just trying to get back at me. Well, this is no laughing matter because she almost drowned me to death in the toilet that day after flushing my head nearly 30 times. I am so sorry for what I did but did I deserve that or should I press charges? I'd be embarassed to report it.

2006-10-04 07:31:01 · 12 answers · asked by PJ 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

If you are in a relationship that you think could be for the long haul, how long should you wait before having sex?

2006-10-04 07:31:01 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

She refuses to eat anything and drink any formula.Please help !

2006-10-04 07:30:59 · 15 answers · asked by Priya J 2 in Newborn & Baby

I'm doing a report on them right now. I need this info ASAP. I want to know about contributions and famous people in the tribe.

2006-10-04 07:30:59 · 3 answers · asked by taylor. 2 in Other - Education

wich would be the best ..as a food server or banquets ?

2006-10-04 07:30:56 · 7 answers · asked by Virgo 2 in Entertaining

I know Cesars resorts in the poconos(http://www.caesarspoconoresorts.com/index.aspx) has a champagne shaped spa but that is a bit of a jump for a quick escape and it's cold there. Anyone know of anyplace in the western side of the US (CO/NV/NM/CA)? I wanted to surprise my DH but a flight to NYC is 14 hours (eek). I live in LA and would love to find a fun romantic spot to play. Thanks in advance for your help!

2006-10-04 07:30:53 · 2 answers · asked by Walking on Sunshine 7 in Los Angeles

I purchased a 2 unit building in Aug. 2006. The purchase price was 379000.00. I had to do a 80/20. One loan for 303200.00 w/ a int. rate of 9.25 and the other for 74000.00. w/ int. rate of 12.25. At the time i didn't know and didn't care cause i was happy to get a building. My middle score was 623 at the time and my credit is growing. In 3-6 months my score should be around 660+. Can I get one loan with a lower interest rate? What can I do to lower my payment. Especially the second loan cause the interest rate is too high and i would like a lower payment. Is it to soon for me to refinance or consolidate the both loans into one. How long do I have to wait.

2006-10-04 07:30:51 · 10 answers · asked by Luckys Charm 4 in Renting & Real Estate

you wash clothes, and when you fold everything, there is (sometimes) ONE sock missing! Where does it go??

2006-10-04 07:30:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My monitor at work on Dell PC blacks out every few seconds. Can only come back on if shutting off and back on. Moving mouse does not help. Had electrical outlets checked...changed systems and monitors 3 times...the problem continues. Sometimes the screen blacks out about every 15 seconds. IRM and anyone elese that's looked at it is stumpted...Suggestions please!!!!!

2006-10-04 07:30:43 · 4 answers · asked by chasmi08 1 in Other - Computers