Hormones:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his ownhands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: May I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: May I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Plainly; Men Suck
11. Pack My Stuff
........And my favorite one...
12. Potential Murder Suspect
And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.
Here, have some chocolate.
2006-10-04 07:32:06 · 15 answers · asked by bobtraskjr 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO...hahaha....very funny!
2006-10-04 07:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by pritty_princess_c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hang in there! PMS is one among life's unpredictable curler coasters. fortuitously it rather is basically short-term, good? prepare your self to be blown out of the water emotionally, and don't panic. Lay off the caffeine and sugar for the time of that ingredient, supply your physique a smash from junk nutrition. do not make great judgements for the time of that ingredient, and comprehend that even though you're feeling will blow over, and you'd be in calmer waters back. in case you have an rather not common time with it, communicate with your well-known practitioner or attempt a solid nutrition B complicated to relax your self. attempt to not take out your stuff on your boyfriend. you are able to tell him you're actually not your self right this moment, and say sorry in case you're out of line. according to probability your persons can enable you to by potential of sharing their stories with PMS?
2016-10-15 12:37:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny because it is so true!
I'm off to get some chocolate now! Anyone want any?
2006-10-04 07:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have probably already heard this but hear it goes anyway:
Men: Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown...Men-strual period...Ever noticed that all our problems start with MEN? and those are just a few!
2006-10-04 08:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by Adri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee. Yeah. Woman are psycho. Now give me chocolate!
2006-10-04 07:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!
Loved it! If I was on level 2, I'd give you a thumbs up! :)
2006-10-04 07:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by Jewelz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i love the mood ring
2006-10-04 07:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is there a question in there?
Have some chocolate.
2006-10-04 07:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by xymeline 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love cramps. biotch
2006-10-04 07:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by Gret Face Yeti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
diamond are forever
2006-10-04 07:37:36 · answer #10 · answered by classiclady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋