The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"NO"! the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven"? Again, the answer was "NO"!
"Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead 1st!"
2006-10-01
21:15:07
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