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He better not...we take those no-fly zones very, very seriously!

2006-10-01 21:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by vbplr_12 3 · 1 1

We're starting in on Christmas already? All righty then, there is no government in the world that has jurisdiction over Santa Claus and therefore a no-fly zone does not apply to him. He is a presence (no pun intended) and a spirit therefore human laws do not apply to him.

2006-10-01 21:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by patti duke 7 · 1 0

In 1998 santa was provided stealth tecnology from the department of defense so he can fly in hostile countries. He also has chaff to avoid anti aircraft fire. this is the reason he will be moveing to UAV's in the future. Santa is an agent if jesus he has been winning over islamic kids through out historty

2006-10-02 00:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by joel 2 · 2 0

Nope. in simple terms positioned: they're insects. they're so small and primitive relative to us that "recognize", like fairly some the international round them, is going suitable over their heads. truly, your usually happening domestic dog or kitten or maybe human toddler has way extra occurring in its head than your usually happening insect does. insects are in reality tiny residing robots--they eat, molt, strengthen, eat some extra, molt and strengthen some extra, breed and then die. And even as there is larval tiers for some and topics for others, that's particularly solidly authentic of all of them. They do the organisation of existence almost fullyyt in a reflexive, mechanical way. And maximum vertebrate existence receives this: maximum land vertebrates kill even with insects they run into (or eat them, as some birds, amphibians and reptiles do). Flies and so on especially have developed to reproduce through the thousands in simple terms to atone for that. there's a metaphor in right here someplace, about trolls in this internet, i'm particular. Or a minimum of the bots[*]. Pun meant.

2016-12-04 03:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by samrov 4 · 0 0

Of course, just like the Easter Bunny is alowed to wonder freely in restricted zones.

2006-10-01 21:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by jazzyrhythms 3 · 1 0

Santa yes the 3 King no, unless they remove their turbans

2006-10-02 01:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by ZULU45RM1664 3 · 1 0

Of course...Santa's reindeers are very speedy with the magical oats they are fed...besides Santa has magical powers and can fly anywhere undetected;)

2006-10-02 00:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by wolfette h 1 · 1 0

Yes, especially if its to deliver presents and CARE packages to our folks still out there. Generally, Santa will be cleared a few days beforehand and we get the rare privilege to escort him around (its pretty fun, we get candies too, yummy). I won't like to see him (or his sledge and reindeers) hurt in anyway.

Like Fedex commerical says: "We deliver, plus somemore..."

2006-10-01 22:41:46 · answer #8 · answered by CuriousE 3 · 1 0

No. They exist in countries that don't believe in him, so there's no point in being anywhere near there. (This also stops terrorists hijacking him, and using that to their advantage).

He is allowed to carry out tactical air drops to the very good boys and girls in the military in warzones though. They all get presents, as they deserve them.

2006-10-01 21:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 3 0

Yes, even air traffic controllers want their presents

2006-10-01 21:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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