The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"NO"! the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven"? Again, the answer was "NO"!
"Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead 1st!"
2006-10-01 21:15:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now how am i supposed to pick a best answer???
go on and vote for yourself... i will break the tie later...
(too many equal answers!)
2006-10-03 18:46:20 · update #1
awwww!!!!he's soinnocent!!!love it!thanks!
2006-10-01 21:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. The ultimate point to the question! LOL.
Good One!
2006-10-02 22:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee
2006-10-01 21:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hows dis jeusus loves u but every1 els thinks ur a **** lol !!
2006-10-01 21:20:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-10-01 21:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by natashabo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL its a good joke!
2006-10-01 21:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Brian Reed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-10-02 20:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...awww....dats soo cute..haha..
2006-10-01 23:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cooooool!
2006-10-01 21:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by crazy_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope ..... but this was really a cute one, thanks for sharing :-)
2006-10-01 21:25:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋