All categories - 23 September 2006

a guy dies and goes to hell. at the gates the devil explains, 'you must choose one of the following rooms, and from this day forward, you will remain in that room for all eternity.'
the devil then takes him to the first room and opens the door. inside, a circle of damned people with bowling balls strapped to their heads and feet walk around barefoot on hot coals. ‘oh, I don’t think I want to live in this room,' says the man, so the devil takes min to the second room. in this room, the damned are walking around on burning hot broken glass, listening to Mariah Carey. 'I don’t think I could bear this room either,' says the man. so they walk on. in the last room, the damned are standing around up to their armpits in s-h-I-t, drinking coffee. 'this doesn’t look too bad!' says the man. I think I’ll stay here for eternity.'
very well,' said the devil, closing the door behind him. 'hmm, nice coffee,' thinks the man, as a demon hands him a cup. suddenly the room supervisor calls out on his megaphone, ‘okay everybody, coffee breaks over! Back on your heads!’

2006-09-23 19:30:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I can forget about stuff, but deep down it still p!sses me

2006-09-23 19:30:13 · 25 answers · asked by owner4nothing 3 in Religion & Spirituality

songs kinda like "How to save a life" by the fray. Songs that hit you in a sense that you know what they're talkin about. thanks:D

2006-09-23 19:30:05 · 7 answers · asked by smilenbspecial 2 in Music

I do am talking things on the NYSE so don't start posting responses like a candy cane, a hooker, etc.

2006-09-23 19:29:55 · 5 answers · asked by Nick 5 in Investing

pls help ,its lacks me backward in results

2006-09-23 19:29:52 · 9 answers · asked by Payal 1 in Mathematics

How did it affect you? Did the experience change your perspective on things like life after death, god, your own mortality, or the concept of time? Is death really the great leveller? Do we have a responsibility to witness well?

2006-09-23 19:29:44 · 17 answers · asked by Tara 3 in Religion & Spirituality

is your reality fine

is it tattered

or is your reality twisted like metal and smoking as if it were a flame? is your reality standing still with particles of space and time spinning in circles, as space and time become irrelevent to the entire galaxy and your personal state of mind?

what is your reality?...



My Twisted Reality...

2006-09-23 19:29:40 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-23 19:29:40 · 1 answers · asked by The Phenomenal One AJ Styles 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

I would like to know how weight loss has affected your marriage or relasionship.

2006-09-23 19:29:37 · 24 answers · asked by Gossip81 4 in Marriage & Divorce

Send it my way.

Debbie

2006-09-23 19:29:37 · 2 answers · asked by nashvillesongwritersinger 1 in Cooking & Recipes

My one year doesn't seem very attatched to me. I want through terrible axniety during my pregnancy and PP depression. While I was physically present , emotionally I was a mess. Now, I'm in therapy and my hormones are evening out. My daughter doesn't want me to hug or kiss her. She doesn't seek out my attention. She's happy to play by herself all the time. I've realized that I was not there for her in some very important ways (I didn't feel attached to her while I was depressed) in the beginning and I feel that this is why she's this way. I stayed home with her, took her for walks every day, gave her daily massages, nursed her for eight months, read to her, and worries over every little thing. I think she knew, though, that deep down things weren't right. She smiles but doesn't laugh very often. I try to hold her and she hates it. It breaks my heart and confidence as a mother. Does anyone else have a toddler with a similar personality or is this my fault?
Also, she is not autistic

2006-09-23 19:29:29 · 19 answers · asked by Irish 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

2006-09-23 19:29:28 · 11 answers · asked by sally 4 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-23 19:29:27 · 16 answers · asked by kimi r 1 in Immigration

It's a carburated '89 corolla. Only things left that I can think of are either blown head gasket, or replacement of air filter.. It smells bad but not as bad as before the oil change. What do you guys think?

2006-09-23 19:29:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-09-23 19:29:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One: He is the first friend I have made since I became a soldier.
Two: He is my first friend after I became a soldier.

2006-09-23 19:29:11 · 7 answers · asked by immonen33 1 in Languages

do Hilary Duff?

2006-09-23 19:29:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

A few months ago, i started having this ear problem. My ear would fill up with pressure and i would have to pop my ear constantly and i get this clicking noise when i open my mouth. I've heard it might be a TMJ problem. can anyone help?

2006-09-23 19:28:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Who flew the planes if 9 hijackers turned up alive?
How did a plane hit the pentagon if its over 100' long and only made a 16' hole?
Why were the engines of the plane missing if they are made of steel and titnium with a combined weight of 12 tons, and stell and titnium has a melting point of 2700F, with the fire less then 1400F
Why was thermite dripping from the towers, How did it get there?
Why was there a 1200% Increase in AA put contracts on 9-10-01
Why was all the evidence sold to china before anybody can invegigate?
How did the cell phones work so well at such a high attitude?
Why was william rodreiez, a janitor in the building, offered millions of dallors to shut up, and to not tell people he saw bombs explosing in the basement?
Why did the towers fall at the speed of gravity?
Why did the firefighters see bombs going off in the building before they got out?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&q=loose+change&hl=en

Why am i outta room?

2006-09-23 19:28:47 · 7 answers · asked by 911blogger.com 1 in Studying Abroad

Its hard to say...can you help me out?

2006-09-23 19:28:47 · 8 answers · asked by GEEKiNTHAPiNK 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

I love red & black, my favourite bands are my chemical romance, goodcharlotte, lostprophets and paparoach. I wear black mascara and eyeliner. I like Emo boys and I wear converse shoes.

2006-09-23 19:28:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

Who flew the planes if 9 hijackers turned up alive?
How did a plane hit the pentagon if its over 100' long and only made a 16' hole?
Why were the engines of the plane missing if they are made of steel and titnium with a combined weight of 12 tons, and stell and titnium has a melting point of 2700F, with the fire less then 1400F
Why was thermite dripping from the towers, How did it get there?
Why was there a 1200% Increase in AA put contracts on 9-10-01
Why was all the evidence sold to china before anybody can invegigate?
How did the cell phones work so well at such a high attitude?
Why was william rodreiez, a janitor in the building, offered millions of dallors to shut up, and to not tell people he saw bombs explosing in the basement?
Why did the towers fall at the speed of gravity?
Why did the firefighters see bombs going off in the building before they got out?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&q=loose+change&hl=en

Why am i outta room?

2006-09-23 19:28:25 · 20 answers · asked by 911blogger.com 1 in Government

I'm flat and I heard higher oestorgen=bigger breasts. So what foods can I eat to increase my oestorgen level?

2006-09-23 19:28:12 · 2 answers · asked by curiousgirl 2 in Women's Health

Who flew the planes if 9 hijackers turned up alive?
How did a plane hit the pentagon if its over 100' long and only made a 16' hole?
Why were the engines of the plane missing if they are made of steel and titnium with a combined weight of 12 tons, and stell and titnium has a melting point of 2700F, with the fire less then 1400F
Why was thermite dripping from the towers, How did it get there?
Why was there a 1200% Increase in AA put contracts on 9-10-01
Why was all the evidence sold to china before anybody can invegigate?
How did the cell phones work so well at such a high attitude?
Why was william rodreiez, a janitor in the building, offered millions of dallors to shut up, and to not tell people he saw bombs explosing in the basement?
Why did the towers fall at the speed of gravity?
Why did the firefighters see bombs going off in the building before they got out?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&q=loose+change&hl=en

Why am i outta room?

2006-09-23 19:28:10 · 7 answers · asked by 911blogger.com 1 in History

2006-09-23 19:27:51 · 6 answers · asked by STEVE 3 in Other - Food & Drink

Sometimes you get a video that won't let you fast foward or control where in the movie you go. Does anyone know how to disable that?

2006-09-23 19:27:45 · 2 answers · asked by Ben H 2 in Software

Give an example

2006-09-23 19:27:31 · 19 answers · asked by lefty 4 in Other - Politics & Government

What are some of the requirements I would have to obtain in order to get into SF State?

Also, how would I impress the admissions?

2006-09-23 19:27:23 · 3 answers · asked by ibid 3 in Higher Education (University +)

I thought it was interesting in its own way but I really didn't get the point of the movie....

2006-09-23 19:27:18 · 16 answers · asked by curious1 1 in Movies

It should be both cute and unique, noncomformist. He has a sweet face.

2006-09-23 19:27:17 · 26 answers · asked by pinacoladasundae 3 in Reptiles