a guy dies and goes to hell. at the gates the devil explains, 'you must choose one of the following rooms, and from this day forward, you will remain in that room for all eternity.'
the devil then takes him to the first room and opens the door. inside, a circle of damned people with bowling balls strapped to their heads and feet walk around barefoot on hot coals. ‘oh, I don’t think I want to live in this room,' says the man, so the devil takes min to the second room. in this room, the damned are walking around on burning hot broken glass, listening to Mariah Carey. 'I don’t think I could bear this room either,' says the man. so they walk on. in the last room, the damned are standing around up to their armpits in s-h-I-t, drinking coffee. 'this doesn’t look too bad!' says the man. I think I’ll stay here for eternity.'
very well,' said the devil, closing the door behind him. 'hmm, nice coffee,' thinks the man, as a demon hands him a cup. suddenly the room supervisor calls out on his megaphone, ‘okay everybody, coffee breaks over! Back on your heads!’
2006-09-23 19:30:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...stinky...
he'd have all the poo stuck in his nostrils...yuck..
I have one to share also....
A philosopher, a scientist and an idiot, were in a car accident. They found themselves standing before the pearly gates. Both St. Peter and the Devil were waiting.
"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Because Heaven is too overcrowded, St. Peter is limiting the number of people entering Heaven. If you can ask me a question which I cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a full volume appeared. The philosopher read it and agreed it was flawless. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The scientist was next, "Give me the complete Black Hole theory explained in the simplest way that even a child can understand !" With a snap of his finger, a computer monitor appeared. The scientist read what was on the screen and reluctantly agreed it was perfect. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger,
the scientist disappeared, too.
Now its the idiot. He said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat."
The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And you don't need a philosopher or a scientist to tell you where the idiot went.
2006-09-23 19:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seeing that there was a catch in the 3rd room, theres probably 1 in the other 2 rooms,
so I'd have to just go with playing -
ROCK, SCISSOR, PAPER,
& live with that chose, oops, I mean die with that chose
2006-09-23 19:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by mr.e_mess79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, but they all sound bad. But if I had to chose then maybe it would be the second one only if the album is not rainbow or anything glitter.
2006-09-23 21:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by hdot21 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In your extra details-I don't get the joke...
But ecah one seems better than the last!
What did this guy do to deserve such nasty crap!?
What do you mean "back on your heads"?
But to the main question (in yellow)- in a comfy, clean room with my sexy baby to make sweet lurve!! ;-)
We need our own room!
Don't need to worry about family or contacting each other-and I can be ill with him! :-) Lol.
2006-09-23 19:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
always go for number 1 i guess
2006-09-23 22:16:44 · answer #5 · answered by BLW 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old one but cute
2006-09-24 04:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny... i would have chosen the first one... dont really know why, but i would
2006-09-23 19:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee.. He made a shitty choice, didn't he!
2006-09-23 20:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, good one
2006-09-23 19:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by patti duke 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my lol â¥
2006-09-23 19:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋