All categories - 19 September 2006

There were three men in a boat halfway across a lake. The first man suddenly said, "I forgot my lunch," got out if the boat, and walked to shore on top ot the water.
Later, the second man said, "I forgot my fishing tackle," and also walked across the water to shore.
The third man thought to himself, "They are not going to outsmart me, I forgot my bait can," and he started to walk across the water, but he sank.
The first man said to the second, "Maybe we should have told him where the rocks were."

2006-09-19 18:33:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

mine is either 5 card stud or texas hold 'em!

2006-09-19 18:33:26 · 20 answers · asked by broken flame 3 in Polls & Surveys

delete cookies and defrag but I'm still running out of space. I'm sure there must be a bunch of pictures and videos and copies of things that I don't need stored away but I don't know how to find them or to tell what they are when I do find them. Any advice?

2006-09-19 18:33:24 · 7 answers · asked by Lleh 6 in Software

An Police Official, name called Mr. N. Anantharaman, finally resided at Adambakkam, Alandur Area, Chennai at India, may be in the rank of Traffic Constable retired from Trichy, T.N. India. He was died on 25th August 2006 at Chennai. From where the Retired Police Official use to get their pension ? From where the Died Police Official's final settlement amount will get by his dependents? What is the procedure to get settlement and balance pension amounts ? Need full address to contact the Govt. Officers to claim.

From : Ragunath M P, Cell : 91+44+9941297826
Email address : ragunathmp@rediffmail.com; ragunathmp@yahoo.com

2006-09-19 18:33:20 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

It condemns pretty much every other method of getting one's rocks off. Homosexuality and beastiality are abominations; there's a comandment against adultery, and pre-marital sex is punishable by public stoning. Even going solo is liable to get you struck down for spilling your seed. The only thing that won't incur immediate wrath from on high is sex with your spouse, in the missionary position, for the express purpose of reproduction. And even that is a sin, because of the lustful thoughts you must have had.

So how come there's no divine mandate against sex with little kids?
Is it because
A) it was lost in translation
B) after listing all the other sins, there was no room left
C) God doesn't mind child molesters, as long as they aren't gay and don't use contraception.

And this is the book we should all get our morals from?

2006-09-19 18:33:15 · 26 answers · asked by abram.kelly 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Well...I'm 21 and I'll admit I'm shy, but I don't particularly think overly so. But I just find it so hard to start a conversation with a girl I'm interested in. Be it in a class or at a club...I just can't actually...talk to her. Can anyone give me some tips? Hints? Anything?

2006-09-19 18:33:11 · 8 answers · asked by journeysa2004 1 in Singles & Dating

As long as its not something stupid, you'll get 10 points

2006-09-19 18:33:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

If a guy you like, won't go out with you unless you stop smoking, would you quit? Being in the fitness industry, I can't stand it when a hot girl smokes. A lot of the girls I like are smokers, but I'm hesitant to go out with them because I find smoking repulsive. Would I be going too far if I try to get a girl to quit so I focus on all the good stuff she has to offer?

2006-09-19 18:33:06 · 11 answers · asked by Aaron 3 in Singles & Dating

Do you click on "bulk" and look at what the bulk mail is? Do you go straight to "empty" and dump the bulk mail without ever looking at it? Do you actually open some or all of your bulk mail?

2006-09-19 18:33:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yes, this question once again! It seems to me that many people seem to rush into things really quick and not trying to stick it out once a couple comes to a problem. Plus, marriage isn't taken seriously anymore since it's so much easier to get a divorce.

So! What is your longest relationship that you have had? :-)

2006-09-19 18:33:06 · 22 answers · asked by curiositykillz 4 in Polls & Surveys

Personally, I've never had a job that I actually liked going to. That's the whole reason I'm i college, to find a career that can fulfill me. If you've already found that, I admire you.

2006-09-19 18:33:05 · 9 answers · asked by Subconsciousless 7 in Psychology

What was the best kiss you ever had. Please think of the children and keep it clean.

2006-09-19 18:32:58 · 13 answers · asked by Avia 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

I know how to dance, but I do not know if there is anyone around the area mentioned above who knows how to dance and sing very well...I am looking for a group....we can sing and dance...I need about 3 girls around 18-24 yrs...athletic and cheerful, sincere, flexible,honest and cooperative, and abt 2 guys....cheerful, respectful and flexible...if any know how to play an instrument, tht'll be grt... I really need sincere and honest people. these people I am looking for should also be very creative...you can contact me online if you have the abilities...or want to join.....Please contact me...or email me at giinalila@yahoo.com.......Hope to hear from anyone...I will be more than happy to schedule you for an interview.....

2006-09-19 18:32:54 · 1 answers · asked by Gina 2 in Other - Entertainment

I think I am just really Horney and need to lose my virginity but I want to run this by people to see what they say.

I have excessively many sexual thoughts and I have thought about every thing. You name it I have most likely though of it and masturbated to it. I mean every thing… straight sex, interracial, anal and those are the normal things. I have also though about under age sex (thought about the 16 year old girl I know and no I would not do any thing to hurt her) bestiality, incest, and other nasty things. worst of all out of ask the taboo things I have thought about gay sex makes me the hardest and I find that disturbing.(I think I may be bi) I almost thing so gay sex as much as I think of normal sex.

So what do you think, am I just really horney? Or do I need to see a doc?

I am 20 and if it matters have yet to get any.

2006-09-19 18:32:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

i dont want to use a credit card to sign up fpr paypal?if i use a bank account,which banks in singapore or malysia are recognized by paypal?

2006-09-19 18:32:40 · 3 answers · asked by amadnad05 1 in Singapore

2006-09-19 18:32:38 · 4 answers · asked by apollo124 3 in Comics & Animation

Vitamin D is essential to bones, with calcium. Does one have to be outdoors for a particular length of time ? And what about in winter ?

2006-09-19 18:32:29 · 7 answers · asked by Kiki 2 in Women's Health

He claims that he is a good family man except hot tempered. He said I have always been wanting to divorce so who care. He said many old couples they have led similar lifestyle like us, no lovey dovey but yet can be a lifetime partner. He said life would be better once we clear all the debts.

2006-09-19 18:32:22 · 5 answers · asked by Borchap 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-09-19 18:32:12 · 7 answers · asked by tmangel 1 in Other - Education

Do you click on "bulk" and look at what the bulk mail is? Do you go straight to "empty" and dump the bulk mail without ever looking at it? Do you actually open some or all of your bulk mail?

2006-09-19 18:32:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

How will you deal with this if the kid is your son? Some kids extort money from him and threaten to beat him if he refuses. What are the psychological impacts to the kid?

2006-09-19 18:32:05 · 11 answers · asked by Jasmine Ird 2 in Psychology

if they come out without conceiving in to her body will a women become pregnent plz answer as fast as possible

2006-09-19 18:31:43 · 16 answers · asked by sandhya 1 in Women's Health

Can you tell if someone's pregnant within the 2nd month???

2006-09-19 18:31:38 · 12 answers · asked by thien_Vo_VO 1 in Pregnancy

ok, the facts. we have been comunicating through e-mail and snail mail for five years. he lives in europe. we finally got to meet a few months ago and had sex, hey we been comuicating for five years. its not like it was our first date. he gone back home and we still e-mail and write, actually even more. but now its not just sexy talk but he wants to know how i'm feeling. was i bad in bed and now he just wants to be friends? i'll go ahead and admit, i'm crazy about him. i've thought more than once about sharing a life with him, but i'm afraid i'm not as important to him as he is to me. i dont want to scare him off. this is making me nuts! the man is driving me batty! he's so got me wrapped around his finger, i hate that. i send him sexy pics of myself just to make him sufer. you know, he can look but cant touch. gets him everytime. we worry about each other. does this thing got a chance? will anything become of it? does he love me, or is it just a game to him?

2006-09-19 18:31:37 · 12 answers · asked by srsgrl 2 in Singles & Dating

Thank you for all your answers on the my question about the Catalytic convert being covered under warranty . Now can you tell me if it will cause my Mustang to run sluggish on take off ?

2006-09-19 18:31:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Ford

2006-09-19 18:31:17 · 19 answers · asked by poopsygigglebuns 1 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

Archie Griffin won two Heisman awards, but was a flop in the pros. Anyone know why?

2006-09-19 18:31:07 · 16 answers · asked by Superstar 5 in Football (American)

Any site where I can see soccer matches ? PLZZZ? that covers all the International matches and leagues!!!

2006-09-19 18:31:06 · 14 answers · asked by rumman 2 in Other - Football

the collection agency is threatening to garnish my wages for a 900 bill. the thing is that im a waitress (in college) and my checks are usually zero. so how can they garnish it? unless the govt gives me another tax right? and if they can how are they goin to do it? and why are all collection agency representatives assholes? is that requirement for the job?

2006-09-19 18:31:02 · 13 answers · asked by jules 2 in Credit

2006-09-19 18:31:00 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles