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There were three men in a boat halfway across a lake. The first man suddenly said, "I forgot my lunch," got out if the boat, and walked to shore on top ot the water.
Later, the second man said, "I forgot my fishing tackle," and also walked across the water to shore.
The third man thought to himself, "They are not going to outsmart me, I forgot my bait can," and he started to walk across the water, but he sank.
The first man said to the second, "Maybe we should have told him where the rocks were."

2006-09-19 18:33:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

nice one. i would give you 10 points for that, if i could.

2006-09-19 18:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4 · 0 0

That was good. I like fishermen jokes. Reminded me of this old one: Two guys were out fishing on the lake. The fish were biting like crazy. In no time at all they had their limit, so headed back to shore. On the way back, Charlie says to his friend."Boy, that was a hot spot we found today Darrel, I sure hope we can find it again tomorrow." Darrel laughed and said "Don't worry Charlie, I already thought of that when we were pulling in all those fish. So I drew an arrow, pointing down, on the side of the boat."

2006-09-20 04:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Excellent joke!

2006-09-20 02:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's a cute one worthy of a smile.

2006-09-20 01:52:27 · answer #4 · answered by jmcn_fudge 1 · 0 0

LOL, ha ha - 10* always b sure about the way

2006-09-20 01:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

Not quite funny

2006-09-20 01:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by kurakure 3 · 0 0

LOL!!! funny. Im just bored hehehe.

2006-09-20 03:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 0 0

It's funny, but not hilarious.

2006-09-20 01:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol i liked it . it was funny and cute. good one

2006-09-20 01:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by amandalove2283 2 · 0 0

good one thamks for the points... almost on level two now yeah!!!!!!

2006-09-20 01:40:35 · answer #10 · answered by pleiades-im-coming-home 2 · 0 0

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