All categories - 16 September 2006

A trucker who hadn't had sex for ages suddenly had the urge to give himself a hand job.
He has a little thought & pulls over to the curb.
"I'll get under the truck & pretending to fix it."

Satisfied with the privacy, he undoes his pants and starts to masturbate. He closes his eyes and thinks of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he feels a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he keeps his eyes shut and shouts, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police! What's going on down there?"
"I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted" the man replied
The Policeman replied

"Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

2006-09-16 23:00:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-16 22:59:51 · 5 answers · asked by rama v 2 in Quotations

2006-09-16 22:59:51 · 21 answers · asked by MANI 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-16 22:59:09 · 3 answers · asked by Iron_maiden 1 in Other - Science

I'm talking about sex in public, perhaps; or sex with someone you should not be having sex with, such as your doctor, lawyer, pastor, professor, or whomever.

2006-09-16 22:59:09 · 7 answers · asked by Rebooted 5 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I do not work asI have been bringing children up for the past 4 years and have no family nearby. i amgetting a divorce and am wondering how much i will have to pay to afford housing in cambridgeshire, wimblington?

2006-09-16 22:59:01 · 9 answers · asked by sarahb77 1 in Marriage & Divorce

If this is true how can I try to see it?
and what time will this eclipse take place?

2006-09-16 22:58:41 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 22:58:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

the guy(frm one of the qn i;ve asked) suddenly said i love u 2 my fren again in early Aug.my fren didn't ask 4 it but he said that himself(first).(one funny thing abt them=they don't talk phsically but instead,communicate thru txt msgs) one day,he said love'ya and my fren said she luvs him too and will send him txt msgs later as she was busy at e moment.but my fren didn't do so & so they didn't sms anything abt love till one day in aug my fren asked him who do he hv in mind at that time.he said he dun hv any1 in mind and tat his feelings for her were gone since july.what made her crazy's those sarcastic remarks that a jealous gal has been mak'g(eg.say'g tat e guy like her,not my fren).& tat gal has oso been teas'g that guy. b4 my fren asked him who do he hv in mind,e guy still asked me 2 pass her a bd present in mid aug.on his table in sch,a gal's handwriting:"(his name) luvs (my fren's name) 2 e core.illuz:(her name), (his name) says." he's still as shy as b4,does he still love her?

2006-09-16 22:58:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-16 22:58:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

how can i get this girl to believe that i need her in my life...she found out i had a girlfriend..because my girlfriend had a fight with her..after a week we made up and she is saying she is confused because her friends are telling her not to be with me..i love her but i want her to be calm and not listen to her friends..what should i do..yesterday she said she would see me in 5 minutes and she never show up..whats happening to her...plus she dont answer her phone when i call her this weekend

2006-09-16 22:58:22 · 7 answers · asked by andre r 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-09-16 22:58:12 · 17 answers · asked by Alana H 1 in Mental Health

2006-09-16 22:58:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

what happens when you Die and there is no heaven or no hell what would you do?

2006-09-16 22:58:10 · 14 answers · asked by Z ten 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-16 22:58:01 · 16 answers · asked by Hosein H 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-16 22:57:55 · 5 answers · asked by angel p 1 in Other - Visual Arts

I have an old Eames Soft Pad Executive Chair, but the metal base cracked. Needs to be re-welded.

2006-09-16 22:57:54 · 1 answers · asked by italiandesignerguy 1 in San Francisco

2006-09-16 22:57:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Electronics

My hair used to be quite thick, long and one length, until I layered it into a 'feathery' look...and cut it shoulder-length about a year ago. It looked good at first but now my layers have grown longer, and I feel like I've got this layered bowl on the top of my head. I only like wear my hair down, and I hardly tie it up. I need advice! what can I do with my hair? should I grow it out? and if so, how long would that take? should I trim the layers? should I grow my fringe out? HELP!!!

sincerely

a 14 year old girl with weird hair.

2006-09-16 22:57:47 · 11 answers · asked by First L 1 in Hair

2006-09-16 22:57:47 · 2 answers · asked by Mauritiuslover 1 in Other - Destinations

mobile phone plans

2006-09-16 22:57:42 · 3 answers · asked by tammy k 1 in Credit

But, what I heard since I was young was that Jesus is the son of God, sent by God to teach us. Since Christians say that there is only one God, then why do they consider Jesus as God? Do you agree with me that Jesus was just a messenger of God?

2006-09-16 22:57:24 · 15 answers · asked by mspentinum 3 in Religion & Spirituality

it contains the rights of a child

2006-09-16 22:56:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-09-16 22:56:38 · 6 answers · asked by shankar 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-09-16 22:56:33 · 1 answers · asked by sincere12_26 4 in Comics & Animation

use of FTP

2006-09-16 22:56:29 · 2 answers · asked by sunny 1 in Internet

When do we really find out who we are? Is it a certain age, or life experience that causes us to realize who we are? Do you know who you are?

2006-09-16 22:56:00 · 23 answers · asked by BlueAngel 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-16 22:55:58 · 1 answers · asked by Mona A 1 in Other - Hardware

2006-09-16 22:55:48 · 10 answers · asked by eswaran 1 in Physics

scandal song(chinese version)

2006-09-16 22:55:42 · 1 answers · asked by DBSK L0v3R~ 2 in Music